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  • #46
    Originally posted by gran guerrero
    no ass
    gran is right, feel free to lay her out verbally and physically sans remorse
    sage

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    • #47
      Doable. If she sees this shell hit you again.
      Makelele> whos camping
      Sumpson> mitch
      KiAN> Mitch mind not camping?
      Lemar> mitch
      Mitch> shut the fuck up and get in

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      • #48
        Richard Creager how do you feel on the subject of nipple size?
        Originally posted by turmio
        jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
        Originally posted by grand
        I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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        • #49
          You know jeenyuss that is a rather tough question, I don't have too much issues with them as long as if they're ridiculously huge, they can't be much darker (i.e. noticeable) in color than the rest of the tat. As a matter of ideal nipple size, I don't have that much of a preferance or a view on what the perfect size is. Really, I try to ween myself off ever seeing the things as they are threats to my idealogical stance of being homosexual/asexual (using homosexuality as crutch to help me literally destroy all nature based testicularly stemmed desires within me, in hopes one day becoming the perfect asexual being).
          sage

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          • #50
            Originally posted by Jeenyuss
            Richard Creager how do you feel on the subject of nipple size?
            pffftbwahahahaha
            My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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            • #51
              Thanks I appreciate your input.
              Originally posted by turmio
              jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
              Originally posted by grand
              I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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              • #52
                for further assistance consult the books "Nipples and Me" By Richard Creager.
                The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

                Originally posted by Richard Creager
                All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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                • #53
                  After you finish that and you're looking for more advanced researched on a more in-depth topic, look up "Ariola's In Space: An investigative report on the detection and anatomy of cosmic nipples- Case# 314" by Detective Kookie R. Nickname.
                  sage

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                  • #54
                    It's not just about the case, but the philosophy of the case. #314 was without a doubt my most intense case to date and could have turned out much worse if not for the timly aid of my good friend Dicky Creags.
                    The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

                    Originally posted by Richard Creager
                    All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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                    • #55
                      This thread delivers.
                      My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                      • #56
                        I had trouble finding information about peculiarly small nipples. Thoughts?
                        Originally posted by turmio
                        jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
                        Originally posted by grand
                        I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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                        • #57
                          British / Irish Chicks have those small pink nipples that you so desire.
                          Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                          sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                          • #58
                            and uh

                            asians



                            edit: well, a bit darker than pink. but oh, so delightful.
                            NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

                            internet de la jerome

                            because the internet | hazardous

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by DoTheFandango
                              British / Irish Chicks have those small pink nipples that you so desire.
                              That figures. I have a predispositioned weakness to Irish birds, for many unfortunate reasons, obviously including that. I'm working on it though. Maybe one day I'll be free to be homosexually me.
                              sage

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by DoTheFandango
                                British / Irish Chicks have those small pink nipples that you so desire.
                                last girlfriend was half-irish, so yes I confirm this to be true~
                                My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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