As long as you don't run across one while looking for a holy grail, it should be pretty tame.
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My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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If you punch a bear in the nos e chances are it will turn tail and go away. If you punch a mountain lion in the nose you'll just make it angrier.
5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
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just turn away from reality KIM. Like most people do. Its easier to ignore then looking at it. GGKyace <ER>> I could use a good laugh, go ahead cheat and pretend to be dumb.
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No seriously, who the fuck is going to punch a mountain lion in the nose. Like who the fuck, is going to stay stationary enough, much less get close enough to a mountain lion to punch it in the nose. I guarentee you if you were in a public place (mall, cafe, park) and a mountain lion came out of nowhere, there's not going to be some macho jackass that will step up and say " wait wait wait! don't run, let me punch him in the nose!"
Most of the athletic people will probably be the first ones dipping out, since they can go the fastest/farthest.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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Chuck Norris would punch a mountain lion in the nose.5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead
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Originally posted by Liquid BlueNo seriously, who the fuck is going to punch a mountain lion in the nose. Like who the fuck, is going to stay stationary enough, much less get close enough to a mountain lion to punch it in the nose. I guarentee you if you were in a public place (mall, cafe, park) and a mountain lion came out of nowhere, there's not going to be some macho jackass that will step up and say " wait wait wait! don't run, let me punch him in the nose!"
Most of the athletic people will probably be the first ones dipping out, since they can go the fastest/farthest.
Kind of a waste of a decent sized animal though, I'd sooner jump onto it's back and hold on for my very own personal riding cat.sage
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this man knows what he's talking about. You punch a bear, kick a cat.And then flick off a boxfull of kittens.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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