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  • #31
    As long as you don't run across one while looking for a holy grail, it should be pretty tame.
    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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    • #32
      LOL you fools are nutz. I think that as far as venemous thing on this planet go, Box Jellyfish is #1
      2 time TWLD runner up.

      If not a medal, cant I get a Ribbon??

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      • #33
        If you punch a bear in the nos e chances are it will turn tail and go away. If you punch a mountain lion in the nose you'll just make it angrier.

        5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
        5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
        5:royst> i wish it was calculus

        1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

        1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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        • #34
          NO, the worlds most DAAANGEROUS ANIMAL IS THE WHAT KIDS?

























































































          SPERM WHALE, CUZ IT CAN IMPREGNATE OUR FAT FEMALE WHALES WHO LIVE ON LAND IN TRAILERS AND SUCH, AND ARE AT THE BEAHCES FREEWILLY!
          but yea we dont need mroe whales we have enough fat ppplzz

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          • #35
            Not funny
            :confused: Are human fat?

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            • #36
              just turn away from reality KIM. Like most people do. Its easier to ignore then looking at it. GG
              Kyace <ER>> I could use a good laugh, go ahead cheat and pretend to be dumb.

              1:lemar> still gonna flame bc 247

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              dL.Chao> Gall
              Fairlights> ur anus?
              dL.Chao> Stop whining
              dL.Chao> You lost because you suck

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              • #37
                humans are the most deadly animal. AZN PPL ARE UGLY!!!!
                Originally posted by Tone
                Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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                • #38
                  No seriously, who the fuck is going to punch a mountain lion in the nose. Like who the fuck, is going to stay stationary enough, much less get close enough to a mountain lion to punch it in the nose. I guarentee you if you were in a public place (mall, cafe, park) and a mountain lion came out of nowhere, there's not going to be some macho jackass that will step up and say " wait wait wait! don't run, let me punch him in the nose!"

                  Most of the athletic people will probably be the first ones dipping out, since they can go the fastest/farthest.
                  My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                  • #39
                    My vote goes to the Elephant.
                    You ate some priest porridge

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                    • #40
                      Chuck Norris would punch a mountain lion in the nose.
                      5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
                      5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
                      5:royst> i wish it was calculus

                      1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

                      1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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                      • #41
                        chuck norris would stick a carrot up his ass

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Money
                          chuck norris would stick a carrot up his ass
                          then i'd make Money eat the carrot afterwards
                          There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.


                          Chuck Norris

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Superted
                            I wonder if Steve Irwen has tried to jam his thumb up a box jellyfish's arsehole.

                            Crickey, it's really pissed now!!
                            This just made me laugh...hard
                            More cowbell...

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Liquid Blue
                              No seriously, who the fuck is going to punch a mountain lion in the nose. Like who the fuck, is going to stay stationary enough, much less get close enough to a mountain lion to punch it in the nose. I guarentee you if you were in a public place (mall, cafe, park) and a mountain lion came out of nowhere, there's not going to be some macho jackass that will step up and say " wait wait wait! don't run, let me punch him in the nose!"

                              Most of the athletic people will probably be the first ones dipping out, since they can go the fastest/farthest.
                              Yeah punching it would be stupid. however kicking that nose on the other hand, well, maybe it would be easier and more effective to slam your toe edge upward into the underside of it's neck. But if you can land those toes on it's nose, it should be pretty damn effective.

                              Kind of a waste of a decent sized animal though, I'd sooner jump onto it's back and hold on for my very own personal riding cat.
                              sage

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                              • #45
                                this man knows what he's talking about. You punch a bear, kick a cat.And then flick off a boxfull of kittens.
                                My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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