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  • Mormons helping you guys out

    by trying to prevent you from jerking one. Check it out HERE
    The song doesn't make your hands clap,
    The hand claps make the song

  • #2
    I might take some of that on board, thanks.

    P.S. Whats scientology got to do with Mormons?

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    • #3
      scientologists will go out of their way to disprove\ridicule any religion that isnt theirs. not that i agree with mormons, or tom cruise, or any religion for that matter. churches to me are put there to give half retarded people half assed counseling, before attempting (usually succeding) to take their money. once theyve been bled dry for $, theyll find some dumb ass reason your a terrible sinner and ban you from the church. <- actually happened to me, got banned for getting a new tattoo of OZZY across my fingers. after all ozzy IS the devil lol
      Ill-timed force will be ineffective; act with precision; timing is everything. Knowing where and when to strike is more important than strength; misapplied ability is disability. Unreasonable or undue force will defeat itself

      1:money> lWTF I ASKED FOR BUTT SECKS AND U DIDNT GIVE ME THAT.
      1:money> i need a loose-meat butthole



      Evasive <E> wtf
      Evasive <E> GIMME MY BOT
      caco <ER>> )Oo
      caco <ER>> bot thief!
      caco <ER>> duel me for it
      Evasive <E> no!
      Cigarettes> wunderbar?

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      • #4
        well i cantbe a very good mormon
        Big Chill

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        • #5
          Satan never gives up.

          lol
          some are wise, some are otherwise

          1: PolluX> People say I talk too much
          1: Louis XV> Dude you seriously need to stfu!
          1: Louis XV> I still love you, k?

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          • #6
            6. If the temptation seems overpowering while you are in bed, GET OUT OF BED AND GO INTO THE KITCHEN AND FIX YOURSELF A SNACK, even if it is in the middle of the night, and even if you are not hungry, and despite your fears of gaining weight. The purpose behind this suggestion is that you GET YOUR MIND ON SOMETHING ELSE. You are the subject of your thoughts, so to speak.

            Gluttony is just a bad a sin as lust. Obese people go to hell.
            You ate some priest porridge

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            • #7
              What about mastrubating girls?

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              • #8
                you mastrubating them or they mastrubating themself?
                some are wise, some are otherwise

                1: PolluX> People say I talk too much
                1: Louis XV> Dude you seriously need to stfu!
                1: Louis XV> I still love you, k?

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                • #9
                  20. Set up a reward system for your successes.
                  reward yourself by masturbating! hahahaha
                  duel pasta <ER>> i can lick my asshole

                  Mattey> put me in corch

                  zidane> go kf urself pork

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                  • #10
                    If God didn't want us to masturbate, why did he give us hands?
                    You ate some priest porridge

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