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My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth. -
Now is my chance!!
p.s.-fuck diet anything.sageComment
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I'm trying to figure out what tastes better in diet form compared to regular, and I can't seriously find anything except that I prefer lights over red (cigs) and that's already quite far-fetched :Phttp://wegotstoned.blogspot.com/Originally Posted by HeavenSent
You won't have to wait another 4 years.
There wont be another election for president.
Obama is the Omega President.Comment
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i used to drink a shitload of diet soda but now i dont. do you prefer "pop" hero*? i think pop sounds absolutely retarded personally, its just a matter of what you grew up with.5:gen> man
5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednadyComment
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That's awesome. ^May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.Comment
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Ooo pretty map.
I don't care though personally, I like diet pop better than regular. Diet Coke tastes so much better than regular coke.
And oh em gee I can't even view the website for USA today!
"This site has been deemed inappropriate and blocked.
If you feel this site has been blocked in error contact
Mr. Ellinwood and we will unblock it if that is the case. "
I hate my school... pretty soon this website will be blocked too.Pandagirl!
(ph)>12 is just right
In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
1:Chao <ER>> at all
1:Mantra-Slider> chao
1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
Chao <ER> - heroComment
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This just in, water kills hundreds every year, and Oxygen has been found to be an extremely potent carcinogen AVOID BOTH!Comment
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i don't use soda or pop, i do call all cola coke though and the rest i call fizzy drinks
i winIn my world,
I am King
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Fizzy drinks? Are you gay and/or 11?Comment
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thanks for the gabber loop, and that map isnt a joke.Comment
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Diet Tone is worse than regular Tone because Diet Tone is just two strings of bullshit and disbelief strung together to form a half assed conspiracy theory. Tone is just a precursor to being a dumbass, and I'm really not sure that people who are easily manipulated and gullible should be reading him.
Tone was the CEO of the company that created 9/11. 9/11 didn't want to approve it but Tone 9/11, 9/11 9/11."Sexy" Steve Mijalis-Gilster, IVX
Reinstate Me.Comment
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i laughed hard at this.Tone was the CEO of the company that created 9/11. 9/11 didn't want to approve it but Tone 9/11, 9/11 9/11.
as for the thread, the OP must not have read the article he linked, because it says "connecticut" right there in the url and titleOriginally posted by WardComment
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I thought about that too Vyk, but generalizations are fun! As well as attention grabbing!My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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they dont sell fizzy drinks at our school anyway, whats the fuss aboutComment
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