United States adopting a law to force kids to drink diet or nothing

[Ephemeral]

Diet Tone is worse than regular Tone because Diet Tone is just two strings of bullshit and disbelief strung together to form a half assed conspiracy theory. Tone is just a precursor to being a dumbass, and I'm really not sure that people who are easily manipulated and gullible should be reading him.

Tone was the CEO of the company that created 9/11. 9/11 didn't want to approve it but Tone 9/11, 9/11 9/11.

Best post in a while.

I hope everyone understand that when a person always takes a 'everything is a conspiracy' perspective, they are simply being lazy. It is just as lazy as someone who always takes the 'I don't care' perspective. People should value those opinions of people who are willing to at least spend the small amount of time and effort it takes to consider both sides of a topic.

[Riesen]

I want to know what exactly this "law" will hope to solve? Just drinking coke at school? Because there's nothing stopping the kids from walking to Big B's across the street before school, at lunch or after school and getting a 44oz. drink for 80 cents. The kids aren't the problem and neither is having access to soda at school. It's the parents. Those parents know their kids are fat and give them the money to buy Hot Pockets and Dr. Pepper. I say, make a law that outlaws bad parenting.

[Ephemeral]

I want to know what exactly this "law" will hope to solve? Just drinking coke at school? Because there's nothing stopping the kids from walking to Big B's across the street before school, at lunch or after school and getting a 44oz. drink for 80 cents. The kids aren't the problem and neither is having access to soda at school. It's the parents. Those parents know their kids are fat and give them the money to buy Hot Pockets and Dr. Pepper. I say, make a law that outlaws bad parenting.

Not only that, but any enterprising kid would simply stock some soda in his locker and make a quick few bucks selling them to others.

[Sarien]

I guess I was that enterprising kid.
In high school they locked down the vending machines except for lunch and afternoon break.

What I did was to simply buy 12 and 24 packs of three or so different kinds of pop, get them really really cold overnight.. pack them in towels in a satchel, then proceed to carry this 30 lb satchel to school every morning and sell it all .50 a can. At that point in time it worked out to roughly 100% profit.

I did that every day for several months, always sold out before we even hit lunch time. It was pretty great since even teachers bought off me. My first few classes were all loosely organized, art and music classes, so I would even have students and a few teachers show up from other classes and buy a coke or what not. It worked out pretty well.

Now carrying a monstrously heavy satchel to school would probably get you detained and cavity searched though.

[Squeezer]

we should pass a law that makes kids fucking excercise.

[genocidal]

I used to buy those huge Sam's Club boxes of candy, the kind for fundraising and shit, and sell them at school. It's technically illegal but the teachers couldn't tell the difference between a person fundraising and me so I ended up selling a $12 box for like $40 (a dollar a candy bar, what a gyp).

[Subjugation]

\/ is gAY

The Vendetta guy is gay?

[Richard Creager]

No it actually turns out that Liquid Blue is gay, but V may be gay, I'm not sure, I actually know nothing specific about the guy.

[D1st0rt]

This just in, water kills hundreds every year

2 Billion Australians died in water related accidents in 2002

And seriously, fuck diet soda and this legislation. Am I gonna have to start a lobby to represent skinny people?

[Liquid Blue]

No it actually turns out that Liquid Blue is gay, but V may be gay, I'm not sure, I actually know nothing specific about the guy.

hi! :wub:

[Sleepy Weasel]

I want to know what exactly this "law" will hope to solve? Just drinking coke at school? Because there's nothing stopping the kids from walking to Big B's across the street before school, at lunch or after school and getting a 44oz. drink for 80 cents. The kids aren't the problem and neither is having access to soda at school. It's the parents. Those parents know their kids are fat and give them the money to buy Hot Pockets and Dr. Pepper. I say, make a law that outlaws bad parenting.

What is "Big B's"?

[PH]

The average small-time gas station you can find anywhere.

Tone was the CEO of the company that created 9/11. 9/11 didn't want to approve it but Tone 9/11, 9/11 9/11.

Nose successfully converted into soft drink cannon.

[Subjugation]

It was actually a huge soda can that flew into the pentagon.

[Riesen]

What is "Big B's"?

Pretty much what PH said. But it's also a real place across the street from my hold high school. If you're ever in Phoenix (why you'd be there, I don't know), go to 37th Avenue and Camelback road. It's right there.

Also, it wasn't a giant soda can. If you look at the crash site, you can clearly see blue foot prints which leads me to believe it was the Smurfs.

[dads revenge]

just give em coffee via IV to keep em wired and awake $$$