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  • ITT I am drunk and writing an essay

    that started off on workings and now ndeals with how awesome i am. IN ALL OF YOUR FACES!
    The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

    Originally posted by Richard Creager
    All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

  • #2
    can you post it afterwards? i'm writing an essay on a clockwork orange un-drunk but it isn't that awesome.
    Originally posted by turmio
    jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
    Originally posted by grand
    I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Nickname
      that started off on workings and now ndeals with how awesome i am. IN ALL OF YOUR FACES!
      wow your drinking.. you're my hero!
      Throughout time, there’s been
      crimes, throughout our history
      But not as great, as the one of late, affecting you and me
      Once a nation proud and free, and now we’re weeping sorrow’s tears
      Tragedy’s approaching, it’s worse than all your fears

      Come on my countrymen
      Come on and take a stand
      Don’t let ‘em take away your land

      the Wenger bus is coming
      and all the kids are running
      from London to Manchester
      cos he's a child molester


      fuck islam

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      • #4
        Workings
        by Kookie Nickname, Space Detective

        workings are pretty cool but i'm pretty awesome too lolllll spaec dtcetetcive i

        i'm so drunk right now lol
        Originally posted by Ward
        OK.. ur retarded case closed

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Vykromond
          Workings
          by Kookie Nickname, Space Detective

          workings are pretty cool but i'm pretty awesome too lolllll spaec dtcetetcive i

          i'm so drunk right now lol
          heh.
          Originally posted by Tone
          Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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          • #6
            My flatmate and his girlfriend are taking a shower together and I heard the word 'technology'. What the fuck?
            Originally posted by Facetious
            edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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            • #7
              so the next question is- why are you near the bathroom door while they're taking a shower?
              My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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              • #8
                What is this itt thing and what does it mean?

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Liquid Blue
                  so the next question is- why are you near the bathroom door while they're taking a shower?
                  ^ first time ive agreed with this dude.

                  maybe it was "what kind of technology do you think (insert zeus' real name here) is using to listen in on us showering together"

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                  • #10
                    My room's next door the bathroom and its a student house. It was at that point I turned my music up
                    Originally posted by Facetious
                    edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Sleepy Weasel
                      What is this itt thing and what does it mean?
                      Hi Sleepy http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthread.php?t=21697

                      Yesterday I was at my sister's graduation and my friend was playing Text Twist and he was typing really fast and saying booya I'm awesome at Text Twist but then another friend was like "Wait, are you playing Text Twist? Holy crap you can use the keyboard?! WTF?" and we laughed at him. And then my sister walked in and said "What? You can use the keyboard?" and we laughed at her too. When there's a lot of words in a paragraph it means you don't have to read it.itt

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                      • #12
                        wow, Prom was fucking amazing.
                        Originally posted by Tone
                        Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Sleepy Weasel
                          What is this itt thing and what does it mean?
                          the thread geekbot linked looks pretty traumatizing so here's the cliff's notes:

                          ITT = In This Thread
                          Originally posted by Ward
                          OK.. ur retarded case closed

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by ZeUs!!
                            My flatmate and his girlfriend are taking a shower together and I heard the word 'technology'. What the fuck?
                            oh god, 2 nerds in a shower can be dangerous, quick spray em with the fire extinguisher they might being trying to make offspring!! ofgm

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                            • #15
                              A-

                              Sweeet.
                              The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

                              Originally posted by Richard Creager
                              All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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