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Top 10 reasons why nobody likes Ewan
10. In a knife fight, Ewan sits in the corner and cries like a little girl.
9. One time, Ewan peed in his pants then blamed it on Santa Claus.
8. Ewan is never on time.
7. The only thing Ewan knows about is how to pimp himself out to trannys.
6. Ewan lives in a cardboard box because transvestite prostitution is not a very well-paying profession.
5. B.O.
4. There's never a time when people think "I wonder when Ewan will make a post in this topic and really add some quality to the discussion."
3. One of Ewan's eyes wanders to the side making it extremely difficult to concentrate while talking to him.
2. There's always a good reason to slap Ewan.
And the #1 reason why nobody likes Ewan...
1. Ewan killed my father, now he must prepare to die.
9. One time, Ewan peed in his pants then blamed it on Santa Claus.
8. Ewan is never on time.
7. The only thing Ewan knows about is how to pimp himself out to trannys.
6. Ewan lives in a cardboard box because transvestite prostitution is not a very well-paying profession.
5. B.O.
4. There's never a time when people think "I wonder when Ewan will make a post in this topic and really add some quality to the discussion."
3. One of Ewan's eyes wanders to the side making it extremely difficult to concentrate while talking to him.
2. There's always a good reason to slap Ewan.
And the #1 reason why nobody likes Ewan...
1. Ewan killed my father, now he must prepare to die.
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