A letter to Christopher Meloni
Dear Christopher,
I've admired you for a long time. You're that one guy, that one single guy, who I can have a man-crush on without being afraid of the consequences. Keanu Reeves can get out of here with his good looks and subpar acting skills - no one's going to try and take the piss out of me when I tell them that you're the only guy I can stand watching whenever there's a marathon of something that has you in it.
You're a tough guy, you know that? You've got a forehead that reaches the heavens and those soft, loving eyes, and I'll be damned if that chick who worked with you on Law and Order didn't want to fuck you after every shoot. Normally a receding hairline makes a person look old and unsightly, but not you. You look even better with it; it adds to your charm, that certain "Hey, I'm gettin' old but what do I care?" kind of handsomeness, and it compliments your forehead nicely. That big, possibly Jewish nose of yours is gorgeous. Sometimes I want to stick my finger into it, right up into the chambers and just sort of dig around in there, or maybe just give you a decongestant or two. Let's not even talk about your forearms; that'd be a bit too much for my first letter to you.
Instead, let's reflect upon what I felt when I first saw you.
It was late at night on a Saturday, and I had just gotten home from doing some menial, 2am shopping - I can never understand why I did that - and as I sat on the couch except it was really my cat, I flipped the TV on. What I saw was enough to make my mouth drop and my cat suffocate. It was you, Christopher. You and your partner, what's-her-name, I can never really remember, but it was all about you and your forehead and that weird smirk you always wear when your character knows, just knows he's right about something, probably everything in the whole episode and for a split second it's like you are that character, you really honestly are Elliot Stabler. If that were true, I would be just as happy. I stayed up the rest of the night, into the wee hours of the morning, busting criminals and going through family troubles and feeling sexually frustrated with my sort-of-hot police partner right alongside you.
From that moment on I was hooked, Mr. Meloni, you devil of a man, and I had to watch Law and Order every time it came on TV. I neglected my cat and my girlfriend and my job in favor of those long nights spent on the couch with a bag of Doritos and maybe even a few tissues - you never know what comes up in SVU - completely immersed in the world that Law and Order could provide. My life had a new meaning.
Watching you act with such passion and dedication was like watching an angel weave some sort of heavenly cloth; I could almost hear the cherubs singing and blowing their silly little horns and possibly masturbating furiously at the sight of you, since they would feel no shame, no one could possibly when they're whacking it over someone like you, Christopher, you're just so pure and untouchable, like something I've wanted all my life but could never quite name, and even after I've had a ridiculous amount of sex with my girlfriend I always find my thoughts wandering back to you, and only that makes me feel fully satisfied. Satisfied and happy and completely content with how things had gone that night. I know you'd approve of my love-making techniques. I can only wonder what yours are.
But, where was I?, oh yes, praising you for your wonderful acting, for the life you breathe into your characters, and for the impeccable timing you posses. It's just the way you furrow your brow when Elliot gets into a bit of trouble - that mischievous, knotted brow that drives me wild and it's then I really know things are going to heat up real soon, be it with a suspect or that Munch guy or the other black dude who I really don't care about (How could I when you're on screen?).
But I shouldn't be talking like this. It's not fair to you or your co-workers. I don't want to hurt their feelings, and although they're a lovely bunch of actors none of them could possibly take your place. I sincerely think you should replace all of their roles. Just you, Christopher, in one office. Just you, busting all the criminals. Just you, Mr. Meloni, getting all the sex.
You deserve it.
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don't know if it's been posted.
just fyi, it's obnoxiously funny. so if you don't like it...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_8yPap-k_s
and as a fellow asian, i found this hilarious.
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Porn Drawings
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aj6tq...om=PL&index=35
They start as porn then change to cartoons. Disney were caught putting stuff like this in their movies.Leave a comment:
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Popeyes Runs Out of Chicken
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pyW6w5B7Aw
I love the other anchor's face at the end.Leave a comment:
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Wow! Undiscovered Fractal found in the movie Tommy Boy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dyv9UUv7XlULast edited by PaulOakenfold; 04-28-2009, 10:21 AM.Leave a comment:
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that's fractals at its best, i liked the start of it
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this is pretty good if you've ever had a cat
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2...s-us-up-p1.phpLeave a comment:
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Originally posted by Xog View Post
no not really
1)the vast majority of this picture is different sized planets and stars in our galaxy put together in a diagrammatic form as a size comparison – that's not a fractal. If I took photo's of a marble, golf ball, tennis ball, football, basket ball, beach ball put them together did I create a fractal?
2)the thing you posted about was about mathematical fractals by iteration that have an infinite complexity – the universe doesn't under current understanding
3)there is a limit to how far you can see in space, the diagram even points that out. As it takes time for light to reach us so those universe's they seen where roughly from 13 billion years ago yet the universe is only 13.7 billion years old , so how are you saying there is no limit to haw far we can see in space?Leave a comment:
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Indeed. In order to tell me that it's not a fractal, first one must know what a fractal is. A fractal is, for instance, an image/view (to put this simply) that you can zoom in.. and still find a type of pattern, or "things," designs even, light, anything... infinitely.Originally posted by gran guerrero View Post
You can take a telescope, see what you can see, zoom in (x5 magnification), and see more. But wait, where does that process stop? Let's zoom in even further (20x magnification) .. oo look i can see even more things - granted they are further away than what i previously saw. Is there a limit to how far we can look into space? Not really... and that's a fractal.Leave a comment:
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when you are magnifying a certain location on a grid to a certain extent is what the fractals are, I believe he means because you have to zoom in on the hubble space telescope (but in truth it's only allowing light to travel into it's lens which takes a long time) making it a fractal (but in truth not really, cause all this did was look at the distance and size of each planet/star/galaxy,etc) ....... so yeahLeave a comment:
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well you got the bit about what he posted was cool rightOriginally posted by Xog View PostDon't know if you noticed or not, but you just posted a picture of a fractal It's so cool isn't it?
Also, here's a stupid funny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-JQIt09oC8
but it's not a fractal ...
maybe you should watch your own vid again while not on mind addling, i mean, altering drugs?Leave a comment:
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Don't know if you noticed or not, but you just posted a picture of a fractalOriginally posted by Nockm View Post It's so cool isn't it?
Also, here's a stupid funny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-JQIt09oC8Last edited by Xog; 04-16-2009, 11:23 PM.Leave a comment:
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From when MTV was worth watching: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FA9gfcQ3APkLeave a comment:
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Not a youtube vid, but quite nice to look at anyway:
http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/2706/spaceb.jpgLeave a comment:
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