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  • Tips for Handling Telemarketers

    Worth the read, in my opinion.

    Three Little Words That Work !!

    (1)The three little words are: "Hold On, Please..."

    Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of hanging-up
    immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more time-consuming that
    boiler room sales would grind to a halt.

    Then when you eventually hear the phone company's "beep-beep-beep" tone, you know
    it's time to go back and hang up your handset, which has efficiently completed its
    task.

    These three little words will help eliminate telephone soliciting.


    (2) Do you ever get those annoying phone calls with no one on the other end?

    This is a telemarketing technique where a machine makes phone calls and records the
    time of day when a person answers the phone.


    This technique is used to determine the best time of day for a "real" sales person
    to call back and get someone at home.

    What you can do after answering, if you notice there is no one there, is to
    immediately start hitting your # button on the phone, 6 or 7 times, as quickly as
    possible This confuses the machine that dialed the call and it kicks your number out
    of their system. Gosh, what a shame not to have your name in their system any longer
    !!!

    (3) Junk Mail Help:
    When you get "ads" enclosed with your phone or utility bill, return these "ads" with
    your payment. Let the sending companies throw their own junk mail away.

    When you get those "pre-approved" letters in the mail for everything from credit
    cards to 2nd mortgages and similar type junk, do not throw away the return envelope.

    Most of these come with postage-paid return envelopes, right? It costs them more
    than the regular 37 cents postage "IF" and when they receive them back.

    It costs them nothing if you throw them away! The postage was around 50 cents before
    the last increase and it is according to the weight. In that case, why not get rid
    of some of your other junk mail and put it in these cool little, postage-paid return
    envelopes.

    One of Andy Rooney's (60 minutes) ideas.
    Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner to American Express. Send a pizza coupon
    to Citibank. If you didn't get anything else that day, then just send them their
    blank application back!
    If you want to remain anonymous, just make sure your name isn't on anything you send
    them.

    You can even send the envelope back empty if you want to just to keep them guessing!
    It still costs them 37 cents.

    The banks and credit card companies are currently getting a lot of their own junk
    back in the mail, but folks, we need to OVERWHELM them. Let's let them know what
    it's like to get lots of junk mail, and best of all they're paying for it...Twice!

    Let's help keep our postal service busy since they are saying that e-mail is cutting
    into their business profits, and that's why they need to increase postage costs
    again. You get the idea !

    If enough people follow these tips, it will work ---- I have been doing this for
    years, and I get very little junk mail anymore.
    thread killer

    Also who changed to pw to Squadless, how am I supposed to fly the banner of sucking at the game

  • #2
    AOL HELL.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Kolar
      Listening to that actually made my stomach feel queasy.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Kolar
        That actually made me look up this trend on the net. Apparently, AOL's been sued by the State Atty General of Newb York for $1.25 million US.

        http://www.oag.state.ny.us/press/200...aug24a_05.html

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        • #5
          haha good tips, especialy the last one, certain large companys will be receiving some odd items in their mail now >=P muhahahaha

          789342 thumbs up ! :wub:
          LOLZ

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Subjugation
            Listening to that actually made my stomach feel queasy.
            Agreed. I don't even know how this customer stayed on for 5 minutes, I would've gone ballistic after 2 probably.
            thread killer

            Also who changed to pw to Squadless, how am I supposed to fly the banner of sucking at the game

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            • #7
              i pull a 40-year-old-virgin, you know, "are you interested in opening a credit account with us?" "i dunno...should i be interested in opening a credit account?" "well, sir, yes, we have great benefits.." "do I have great benefits?" "um" "um?"

              etc
              NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

              internet de la jerome

              because the internet | hazardous

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              • #8
                I'm pretty sure #2 doesn't work. This does work though: https://www.donotcall.gov/default.aspx

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                • #9
                  I know a bunch of people who worked in telemarketing because they pay college students fairly well to put up with the crap. Apparently it also works if you tell them to take you off their list.
                  TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
                  TelCat> hoes get paid :(
                  TelCat> i dont

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                  • #10
                    the AOL call was maybe a special case. I remember using the software for 3 weeks for free last winter break - and it took me about 3 minutes to cancel the account. The lady kept asking me whether or not I was "sure" I wanted to cancel the account and whether or not I would like to try the HSI package.
                    TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
                    TelCat> hoes get paid :(
                    TelCat> i dont

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                    • #11
                      (1) I once just hang the phone when someone called and started telling me how great the magazine is etc. After 5 minutes I picked up the phone and he was still talking there.

                      I find it a lot easier to say "I'm busy and I am not intrested".

                      (2) At least in Finland there's computers calling and when you answer, it forwards almost immediatly to a salesman.
                      megaman89> tsunami taught me that 1 shouldnt have used it
                      L K> taught u what?
                      megaman89> how to suck

                      9:WiL> im gonna with my league \o/
                      9:Graner <ZH>> you mean win?
                      9:WiL> being on plade i forgot how to spell it

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                      • #12
                        you get a lot of these in england

                        the funniest ones are the ones who have a heavy foreign accent; especially the ones from south asia [aka indians, sri lankans etc.]. they always ask some question like "how are you doin", and u should reply "how are you doin?", and start talking crap about "so where are you from?", "is it nice out there?", and my mate did the most random one saying "what toothpaste did u use". after the end just say "thank you for your information, goodbye"
                        Ardour> my fire button is escape key. and thrust is F12. i like to make it as hard for me as possible.
                        Reaver> i play subspace with a steering wheel and gas pedal and a dance dance revolution pad
                        Reaver> i gotta jump on the arrows and turn left to fire
                        Ardour> my movement keys are random letters. i change them regually


                        Glide> my parents are being evil, they stole my antenna in an attempt to ground me from internet
                        Glide> so i made one

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                        • #13
                          i usually do what Edify suggested, and leave the phone off the hook until it makes that beeping tone. once this guy phoned trying to flog some windows or whatnot, so i left it off the hook. he must have figured and tried to imitate the beeping tone to try and get me to hang up by whistling down the phone. needless to say, it didn't work.

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                          • #14
                            ive done some telemarketing work..

                            just walking away doesn't discourage the salesperson, cause the longer he is "on" the phone, the more he gets payed, doesnt matter if you're not there.

                            if you want to discourage them, hang up immediately, it pisses them off, and they dont get payed as much.
                            Displaced> I get pussy every day
                            Displaced> I'm rich
                            Displaced> I drive a ferrari lol
                            Displaced> ur a faggot with no money
                            Thors> prolly
                            Thors> but the pussy is HAIRY!

                            best comeback ever

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                            • #15
                              Ive been calling people for like a morgage thingy

                              Quit funny responses at times:P

                              But we didnt use a list, we just used the telephonebook(probably not the correct english word but u know what i mean)

                              A response was: KLOO -piep- -piep-

                              Meaning: ASSHOO -hung up-

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