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Originally posted by Ignominy
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better to use too much grammar than not enough.Originally posted by Tone -
When you're Jerome, you can choose both, because you date asiansComment
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Asian girls usually have a nice shape, but far too few have boobs big enough for LB's liking (yes I just typed in third-person, love me).
Note- Squeezer is dating an asian girl too, doesn't that put him on the same level as Jerome?My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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Only Jerome is dating the back-to-back homecoming and prom queen, who, by the way, has a VERY nice figure (gymnast)Comment
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Studies have shown that beauty does get you a job easier too.Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.Comment
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I like this alot.Originally posted by IgnominyOriginally posted by JeenyussComment
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JEROME IS SQUEEZER? OH god.Originally posted by turmioOriginally posted by grandComment
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I agree with the first paragraph, but disagree with the second.Originally posted by !cER
I think !cer hit the nail on the head by describing the main difference between beauty and intelligence is conspicuousness. In other words, physical beauty is easily observed, whereas intelligence can only be observed through behaviors and actions.
But I disagree with his second paragraph. I think society makes it quite apparent that they look at beauty and intelligence very differently. For example, if you only date someone for their looks, you are perceived as shallow. But if you date a one-legged fatty who happens to be a genius, you are perceived as having depth of character for looking beyond their physical defects and appreciating their inner beauty.
Since men have traditionally held the role of provider in most human societies, it's has been more practical for them to be intelligent, instead of physically attractive. As a corollary, it has traditionally been more practical for women to be physically attractive, instead of intelligent. However, I think this tradition is changing in progressive, first-world societies. Since women have found increasing opportunities for education and financial independence, I think traditional gender roles (men=intelligent/women=beautiful) have started to become less important to us. For example, it's less shocking for a successful older woman to date an attractive younger man.Comment
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Don't you hate when you get with girls that you think are smart but they are like really fucking stupid and all they say are big words that they heard on an Against Me! EP?
Yeah I went out with one of those.Originally posted by JeenyussComment
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and Squeezer's dating a Miss Washington State finalist.
Therefore
SQUEEZER===JEROME
MADNESS!!!!
Originally posted by ToneComment
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MY AZN COULD KICK YOUR AZN RAISIN'S ASS!
not to brag or anythingOriginally posted by ToneComment
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Jebus, sounds like you're describing one of my ex girlfriends. Just because you're an english major doesn't mean you are an intellectual. A large vocabulary doesn't give you reason to rant about stupid shit and be emo.Originally posted by DoTheFandango
She gave shitty head too
Hey I'll just take the loser of the asian girl fight. And the winner. At the same time. You guys can uh....jack off to Richard's reflection.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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yea, stupid girls are much more fun to date.Originally posted by DoTheFandangoOriginally posted by ToneComment
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what the fuck did I do to this thread.
I BLACKED out
you goddamn right LB...I said itOriginally posted by ToneComment
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