Trench Wars Forum Awards 2006

[Sarien]

Most importantly though, they're still just 2 random bitches from Chicago, and the place isn't exactly known for having the fly-est birds in the land, quite actually far from it.

Everybody here would fuck Oprah in the mouth. Even the females.

[Richard Creager]

sage

[Liquid Blue]

the red head is passable, maybe 6/10

brunette is a chick you would do but not brag about :fear:

[Eric is God]

Who takes a camera with them to parties, or are you the DD all the time?

I've heard from some friends that actually leave their houses regularly that taking a digital camera to clubs is a decent way to meet women. Take random pics while dancing with women and then get their emails so you can send them the pics. Apparently it works well, but normally you go for attractive women.

[Scurvy]

I've heard from some friends that actually leave their houses regularly that taking a digital camera to clubs is a decent way to meet women. Take random pics while dancing with women and then get their emails so you can send them the pics. Apparently it works well, but normally you go for attractive women.

or you could just not be creepy and ask chicks for their numbers straight up. suprisingly, this works on occasion...and i've noticed if you have food with you, thats the best way to get a girls attention. it has to be something good, cute, and a novelty item.

the best way to pick up chicks is to offer them a koala yummy. they go nuts.



who could resist this

[genocidal]

I just tell girls I want two things, tits and ass. Weeds out the bad ones and gets the good ones in the sack like that! BAP BAP BAP!!!

[gran guerrero]

I just tell girls I want two things, tits and ass. Weeds out the bad ones and gets the good ones in the sack like that! BAP BAP BAP!!!

works 1/10 times for gen
slap bruises included.

[Richard Creager]

sage

[Squeezer]

works 1/10 times for gen
slap bruises included.

yea, but who cares? One outta ten is enough.

[Troll King]

And if she's the size of ten ordinary women, you're covering your losses.

[soup]

Meh, at least I won something.

that's so great, it made me jealous

[ZeUs!!]

Person who's name I say as 'superhero' in my head:
soupero

[Ewan]

still awaiting mine!

[Eric is God]

or you could just not be creepy and ask chicks for their numbers straight up. suprisingly, this works on occasion...and i've noticed if you have food with you, thats the best way to get a girls attention. it has to be something good, cute, and a novelty item.

the best way to pick up chicks is to offer them a koala yummy. they go nuts.



who could resist this

Asking a woman for her number automatically gives her all the power. You are basically saying "I like you and I'm praying you like me. Please don't reject me!" There are better ways to go about obtaining some kind of contact info while appearing to be indifferent about whether or not she gives it to you. Asking for numbers will work if you have the looks, money or sometimes if you just have a lot of confidence. 1/10 is the best case scenario if you don't have a lot of those things and it's going to be 0/100,000,000 for smoking hot women. I've seen guys with 5/10 success rates at getting numbers from car show models just because they have finely honed their pick up skills. Work to your strengths and do your best to cover up the rest.

P.S. having food might work in some instances, but I don't see it impressing the 23-29 career oriented women I'm looking for.

[soup]

Person who's name I say as 'superhero' in my head:
soupero

:wub: B) :grin: