Zeus meets a soap star

[ZeUs!!]

And she's a fucking stroppy cow. Went to the village gym this evening and these two were standing at the bottom of the stairs...



... (the boy used to go to my school in the year below), chatting and blocking the stairs. I say excuse me to the girl and she gives me this withering look, grunts and moves about an inch, so I walk through her. Bitch. The guy loves himself too, he was lifting some weights and screaming and grunting like he was giving birth. Anyone who grunts in the gym needs to seriously re-evaluate what they want from life. I was half expecting him to shout "MY BODY. IS A TEMPLE. MY BODY. IS A TEMPLE." So that's today's brush with fame

[Sarien]

And she's a fucking stroppy cow.

Can you Americanize that for me? Because I think I might want to start using it.

[Richard Creager]

sage

[Lethe]

I usually laugh when I hear screamers at the gym. They're amusing in a sort of wierd way. Sometimes I'll exhale loudly a bit if I'm lifting heavy but thats about it.

[Nickname]

except he said cow, as in moo moo cow.

[Richard Creager]

sage

[Jeenyuss]

yesterday a woman from a local improv group (saskatoon soaps) came into the store and i talked to her about the guy who plays hans and how much i love him.

[NaiLed]

one of my mates served some bird from corronation street a few weeks back, her soap name is Sam (guess why i remember that). anyway, she was quite nice apparentky. don't know why she was in Homebase though. In Devon.

[NaiLed]

where is she from? i've never seen her before.

that guy's hair is shit

[PaulOakenfold]

I grunt in the gym, maybe he does HIT exercises, those things are hard to do without a good grunt (especially for squats). He does look like Frodo though, and because of that, I hate him with you Zeus.

EDIT: On second thought, he really doesn't... I think it was the hair... but COME ON! That hair is ridiculous! Still on the hate level.

[Troll King]

There was a segment on Just For Laughs: Gags (a hidden camera gag show; watch it. It's great) about grunting in the gym. One of their actors plays a personal trainer. He guides someone (the sap) to stationary bike and gets them set up on it. In front of a bike is a woman doing some curls. The trainer leaves the victim on the bike and goes to help the woman with her curls. He stands in front of her and demonstrates how to do it right. He lifts his weights and lets out a grunt. The women does the same thing and lets out a similar grunt. The two keep going while their grunts start sounding really sexual and they both reach a climax. The whole time, the sap is stuck on the stationary bike watching as these two people in front of him are faking orgasms.

[Liquid Blue]

Grunter's are almost as bad as people that don't put the free weights back in the right spots on the racks. No jackass, the 45 pound dumbell doesn't go next to the 5 pound dumbells. If you were strong enough to take it out you are strong enough to put it back where it's supposed to be.

Then you have those guys who either wear booty shorts or parachute pants- half the time they are the grunters. Alot of the time these same people look around to check if anyone is noticing them.

Last but not least, don't go to the gym to socalize. If you have a few words that's cool, but don't go with 5 of your friends if you're just going to shoot the shit for 15-20 mins near a benchpress. You can do that outside.

[Richard Creager]

sage

[Jeenyuss]

Nest time.

[Richard Creager]

sage