Zeus meets a soap star

[Dant-Zu]

Where I live the gym is always packed with elder people. Ok, that doesnt bother me, I dont go there for chicks as my main object. But when these people go and take off the weights I put in the machines (correct word = ?) I'm currently working on makes me mad. Every time I'm taking a break to catch a breath some granny always appears out of nowhere and puts on smaller weights and stays on the machine for quite a long period of time. Usually they also seem very confused about every fucking thing in their life and I'm like GAHGRAGARAs!!
That's my complaints for today. Ty.

[Rab]

never been to a gym, r they any good?

[Liquid Blue]

Yeah the one I go to is good. I just have to go either in the morning or around 8 at night to avoid the packs of people that grunt and/or socalize.

[Mr. Peanuts]

Seen him in Tesco. He went mad when a guy I know who works there took him down the beer aisle and asked him if he could feel the presence of the 'spirits'.

That's the best I've done so far I think.

edit: actaully i once saw alan hansen and mark lawrenson asking for tuna sandwiches in a pub.

[Lethe]

I grunt in the gym, maybe he does HIT exercises, those things are hard to do without a good grunt (especially for squats). He does look like Frodo though, and because of that, I hate him with you Zeus.

EDIT: On second thought, he really doesn't... I think it was the hair... but COME ON! That hair is ridiculous! Still on the hate level.

Grunting isnt necessary or useful for exercise, even heavy ones. I've done heavy squats and deadlifts without so much as a peep. Even in powercleans I wont make much noise other than the bar being tossed around. It really isnt necessary at all to make heavy grunting noises.

[ZeUs!!]

where is she from? i've never seen her before.

that guy's hair is shit

Apparently she's Candice from Coronation Street, however I never watch telly. Her name's Nikki Sanderson and she only comes up to my shoulders and I'm not the world's biggest person (6'1). She's a pin up as well (girl on the left):

[ZeUs!!]

So who didn't google her?

[Dant-Zu]

o/

[Richard Creager]

sage

[winipcfg]

She's hot.

[Zerzera]

She's hot in photoshop?

[winipcfg]

She's hot in photoshop?

True.

[Richard Creager]

sage

[ZeUs!!]

Zeus meets a TV presenter



This man presents Crimewatch UK, a monthly program shown on BBC1 in which prominent crimes are reinacted in the hope that it will jog a member of the public's memory. Its quite famous, and has spawned phrases such as BOBFOC (body off baywatch face off crimewatch) and the such like. He's also a member of the UK Stem Cell Foundation, which is how yesterday afternoon he came to find himself at the Medical Research Council in London sitting at a table with 20 world renowned scientists (the guy who cloned Dolly the sheep, one of the two UK scientists allowed to clone human embryos, the head of the Molecular and Cellular Medicine Board, etc), my blonde alcoholic boss and my good self (don't worry I don't have a license to clone stuff, I just have a loosely-related tedious desk job). Just prior to the meeting we were standing around chatting and being amiable and pleasant and doing the mind-numbing stuff academics do. I elected to stay in the corner as I don't share much common ground with a scientist so the conversation would have been a bit dry, and he came up to me, took a saucer and went to pour himself a cup of tea... and forgot the cup. Luckily he walked in on himself just before he poured the drink otherwise we would have had a messy tea and coffee table. It just goes to show that you can be the world's cleverest academic but it doesn't mean you've got any common sense

After that I went out in Leicester Square and got drunk with my friend

[Mr. Peanuts]

Zeus you're going to be so jealous, guess who I saw drinking tequila recently...

Gaffney.

Now there's a guy who's living the dream.