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  • earlier when i was urinating...

    a small winged bug landed on the tip of my cock before i actually started peeing. but i was already in 'the zone' so i couldnt inturupt the flow and remove the bug (shaking it off didnt work). so i started pissing after like a 3 seconds hesitation and just blasted that little fucker into the toilet. i just stood there relieving myself and chuckling to myself... any other good toilet stories?

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    it was a lonely december night...

    when the cold breeze came through the window which is located above the toilet. I was starting to pee when my body suddenly shuddered to the bone chilling breeze. My body turned left to the cold shiver and funny enough my wang dang doodle drew a number 2 on the shower curtain.
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    All good things must come to an end.

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    • #3
      wang.
      dang.
      doodle.

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      • #4
        well i was taking a pee and a mermaid popped out the lou and gave me a blowjob ur in
        dong burger

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        • #5
          did she drink your wee?
          Arsenal

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          • #6
            so i started pissing after like a 3 seconds hesitation and just blasted that little fucker into the toilet. i just stood there relieving myself and chuckling to myself... any other good toilet stories?
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