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  • I found a baby bat...

    When I was coming home this afternoon... what should I do with it? I caught it in a box and brought it back to my aunt's house cuz there were cats outside that were looking to eat it... it's not hurt or anything...
    TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
    TelCat> hoes get paid :(
    TelCat> i dont

  • #2
    Originally posted by Bioture
    When I was coming home this afternoon... what should I do with it? I caught it in a box and brought it back to my aunt's house cuz there were cats outside that were looking to eat it... it's not hurt or anything...
    1.) Train it to sit on your arm.

    2.) Set up a cardboard castle in the front yard.

    3.) Whenever someone walks by shout "ONE! ONE BAT"
    help: (qg) (javs): i think my isp is stealing internet from me.

    What's the difference between chopping an onion and chopping a baby? I cry when I chop onions. Type ?go Jav -Chao <ER>
    MegamanEXE> Chao
    MegamanEXE> I came from watching Hockey to say this
    (Sefarius)> ....
    (Hate The Fake)> LOL
    MegamanEXE> You are sick
    MegamanEXE> Good day

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    • #3
      Somehow I have this hunch that bats are not very prone to domestication.
      afksry

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Ignominy
        Somehow I have this hunch that bats are not very prone to domestication.
        Scratched one line off of my list of goals in life. I really hope you're fucking happy Ig.
        help: (qg) (javs): i think my isp is stealing internet from me.

        What's the difference between chopping an onion and chopping a baby? I cry when I chop onions. Type ?go Jav -Chao <ER>
        MegamanEXE> Chao
        MegamanEXE> I came from watching Hockey to say this
        (Sefarius)> ....
        (Hate The Fake)> LOL
        MegamanEXE> You are sick
        MegamanEXE> Good day

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        • #5
          Stay realistic or stay disappointed chao. At least you can't come blaming me when you shoot for the stars and miss.
          afksry

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          • #6
            I don't plan on keeping it...
            TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
            TelCat> hoes get paid :(
            TelCat> i dont

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            • #7
              sell it on ebay
              Rediscover online gaming. Get Subspace

              Mantra-Slider> you like it rough
              Kitty> true

              I girl with BooBiez> OH I GET IT U PRETEND TO BE A MAN


              Flabby.tv - The Offical Flabby Website

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              • #8
                Go put it out in the woods one night, far away from home. I'd maybe feed it for a couple of days though.
                -winipcfg

                HAY GUYS

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                • #9
                  at first i thought you meant in a bat used for sports like cricket for babies to play with

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                  • #10
                    Are you sure it's a baby? If it is, you can feed it milk. Otherwise you have to find out what kind of bat it is. If it a fruit bat, give it some fruits.

                    But if it a vampire bat, I think you need to find a needle ...
                    ☕ 🍔 🍅 🍊🍏

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                    • #11
                      bite its head of
                      Throughout time, there’s been
                      crimes, throughout our history
                      But not as great, as the one of late, affecting you and me
                      Once a nation proud and free, and now we’re weeping sorrow’s tears
                      Tragedy’s approaching, it’s worse than all your fears

                      Come on my countrymen
                      Come on and take a stand
                      Don’t let ‘em take away your land

                      the Wenger bus is coming
                      and all the kids are running
                      from London to Manchester
                      cos he's a child molester


                      fuck islam

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                      • #12
                        buy a bird cage
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                        last.fm
                        "I like my coffee black, just like my metal."

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                        • #13
                          feed it with various pills and rays to eventually create a living monster that only listens to you.

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                          • #14
                            FedEx it to castromarx

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                            • #15
                              Call a fucking veterinarian, don't listen to these schmucks here.
                              2:Displaced> k washed my nuts, hope they stop itching now
                              2:Displaced> now its my fucking foot that is itching, FOR FUCKS SAKE

                              2:Eeks> there was this girl that had a crush on me
                              2:Eeks> and she had the biggest boobs i've ever seen live
                              2:Eeks> had back problems too i think
                              2:Eeks> it was kinda disturbing when her boobs were bigger than her head

                              1:DangerGirl> spider, give your cap to era
                              1:spider> Wooooohoo!
                              1:spider> .*passes the hat*
                              1:Erathia> <eats the hat>

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