So i was..

[Emaho]

doing backflips into the water from a diving-board and screwed up landing ear to water surface.. Doctor told me today my eardrum has burst and I have to use this stupid/ugly swimcap if im going to be in the water until it's healed..

[Scurvy]

a couple summers ago i tried to do a backflip off of a normal backyard diving board while i was running forward. i did it like three times correctly, then i tired catching a frisbee in mid flip and hit my head on the board, bounced off, and hit my face on the edge of the pool. it hurt like hell, but i was fine. you should have seen their faces when i finally surfaced floating on my stomach with my head in he water though

[gran guerrero]

i was in an indoor swimming pool in germany, and i dived on the high board, which was like 15-20 feet? I did a front flip but mis-timed the shit and ended up doing a belly flop. Do you know how much that fucking hurt? I think i was unconscious in that water for like a couple of minutes. Did any germans come and see if i was ok? NO! FUCKING GERMANS!

[Ewan]

my friend once tried to pull my shorts down in the pool

[Edify]

you should have seen their faces when i finally surfaced floating on my stomach with my head in he water though

You couldn't have seen their faces if your stomach was in the water.

[Scurvy]

You couldn't have seen their faces if your stomach was in the water.

you shut your mouth. i saw their faces after they lept in the pool to rescue me.

[Miku19]

Edify's point still stands though.

[Scurvy]

he has no point. there IS not point. this thread is pointless.

[Emaho]

WTF DONT SAY THAT! This thread is for you to comfort and feel sorry for me when life sucks

[ZeUs!!]

... working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, when I met you