I just landed a date : the slickest way EVAR

[Bilbo]

Once you've seen Stephanie, you'll never fancy any other woman.

And she'll always bake a pretty cake, because you know she loves cake.

[Squeezer]

Every morning ive been going to starbucks to get an iced coffee (pretty cheap) before work (6:30 AM)... 3 out 5 times or so this most incredible looking woman has come in right after me. So i get the balls to strike a convo last time (monday) and things hit off well.

I decided to take the drive thru, and im ordering and i look in my rearview and the woman is in the car behind me. She sees me looking @ her and she smiles and waves. Soooo.... i remember a commercial, thanks ford!

When it came time to pay, i paid for mine, and i asked the barista for her tab too. I paid for her drink, and gave the barista my card to give her with my cell # on the back. I tipped him $5 and left after waving bye to her behind me.


I get to work when i get the call (5 mins later). She was happy and she said she wanted to get to meet me anyways. Normally im shy, but i cant get the smile off my face. TTYWOP soon, IDP hopefully. But i cant get my mind off her. LOL. plz make fun of me, i deserve it.

Wow, that's way smoother than how I got my gf.

-Drunken Me: "Dear Kristina, I hate you. Love, Matt." ( I turn to my friend) "It's a poem....I wrote it."

[Send]

For those who want to see the commercial hes talking about, click here.

[Dameon Angell]

Haha, good times.

[Ignominy]

This thread wins.

Better hope she never sees that commercial.

I never really did anything smooth like that. I would just walk up to girls in stores and introduce myself and immediately ask them to dinner or a drink (or coffee, when I was underage). I never got turned down doing that, for some reason. Well, once I got it postponed until the next night. But that still counts.

Most of my weird encounters involve girls trying to make moves on me. Once I had a girl in my english class borrow a pen from me and stick it back in my bag when she was done with it. The next day when I pulled it back out, I found a note attached to it that said "Your eyes are gorgeous, never close them." The thing was, I wasn't in middle school... I was a college sophmore.

[Scurvy]

once i had this girl leap of off a tree and tackle me, while three others crawled out from under a picnic table and pinned me down for a rape-fest orgy of delight...

oh wait, that was a 'tag' commercial.

[Material Girl]

I recently noticed a pretty girl with white and grey hair. Strange and wonderful..

[Scurvy]

I recently noticed a pretty girl with white and grey hair. Strange and wonderful..

cher?

[genocidal]

I recently noticed a pretty girl with white and grey hair. Strange and wonderful..

Your grandmother?

[ZeUs!!]

Normally im shy, but i cant get the smile off my face.

You're not shy when it comes to posing for internet photos to impress the laidez

[Darius Winds]

TITS OR GTFO

nonetheless, gj

[Miku19]

Now Goddess comes online, reads this thread, and notices she was getting her hopes up too soon.

[CrvenBan]

This has an


"You didn't just save my life, brown eyes... you made my life worth saving."


feeling all over it.

[Sleepy Weasel]

Heh, if I was that girl I think I would have been disturbed that the guy was using a technique from a commercial. Probably would have been safer to just ask her next time you saw her, since unlike the guy in the commercial you would be seeing her again sometime, but glad it worked out for you.

[Galleleo]

The commercial doesn't work for me, I can see the page, and the thumbnail says that it's playing but for the rest I can't see anything.