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  • I just landed a date : the slickest way EVAR

    Every morning ive been going to starbucks to get an iced coffee (pretty cheap) before work (6:30 AM)... 3 out 5 times or so this most incredible looking woman has come in right after me. So i get the balls to strike a convo last time (monday) and things hit off well.

    I decided to take the drive thru, and im ordering and i look in my rearview and the woman is in the car behind me. She sees me looking @ her and she smiles and waves. Soooo.... i remember a commercial, thanks ford!

    When it came time to pay, i paid for mine, and i asked the barista for her tab too. I paid for her drink, and gave the barista my card to give her with my cell # on the back. I tipped him $5 and left after waving bye to her behind me.


    I get to work when i get the call (5 mins later). She was happy and she said she wanted to get to meet me anyways. Normally im shy, but i cant get the smile off my face. TTYWOP soon, IDP hopefully. But i cant get my mind off her. LOL. plz make fun of me, i deserve it.
    BORG Leader> why u banned skip?
    psychoskip> long story
    psychoskip> the end
    Pray> skips banned ? rolf
    Squadless> he did ?help you ******s are racist to me cuz im euro

  • #2
    Originally posted by Psychoskip
    TTYWOP soon, IDP hopefully.
    I followed the story up until right there.

    But awwww that's really sweet
    Pandagirl!

    (ph)>12 is just right

    In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
    1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
    1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
    1:Chao <ER>> at all
    1:Mantra-Slider> chao
    1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
    Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
    Chao <ER> - hero

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    • #3
      What's a tittywop?

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Pandagirl!
        I followed the story up until right there.

        But awwww that's really sweet

        i was kidding...lol...

        ttiwwop: = this thread is worthless without pictures.
        BORG Leader> why u banned skip?
        psychoskip> long story
        psychoskip> the end
        Pray> skips banned ? rolf
        Squadless> he did ?help you ******s are racist to me cuz im euro

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        • #5
          Don't use internet acronyms or your ladyfriend will be scared off.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by genocidal
            Don't use internet acronyms or your ladyfriend will be scared off.
            sweet.
            BORG Leader> why u banned skip?
            psychoskip> long story
            psychoskip> the end
            Pray> skips banned ? rolf
            Squadless> he did ?help you ******s are racist to me cuz im euro

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            • #7
              most people have problems with corporate america, but they dont see these every day miracles. starbucks supports the american dream.

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              • #8
                if you're white, you're alright

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                • #9
                  i used to hate coffeeshops because hippies (and not the good kind either, the bad kind who sit around saying 'man, fuck capitalism, we should do something' but don't do anything except try to bum free coffee and bitch) like, live there.

                  i now REALLY hate hippies because there's a new coffeeshop down the street and so i'm within seeing ditance of said bane of existence
                  NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

                  internet de la jerome

                  because the internet | hazardous

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                  • #10
                    "you don't go white for just one night"


                    Heard that nugget of wisdom yesterday.
                    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                    • #11
                      "If her hair is white, she's not very tight."

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                      • #12
                        very clutch, skip.
                        The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

                        Originally posted by Richard Creager
                        All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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                        • #13
                          After lazytown I will not accept any colour except for pink.
                          Jesus Christ on a pogo stick

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                          • #14
                            Once you've seen Stephanie, you'll never fancy any other woman.
                            USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
                            ---A few minutes later---
                            9:cool koen> you scorereseted
                            9:Kim> UM
                            9:Kim> i didn't
                            9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
                            9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
                            9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
                            9:pascone> lol?

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                            • #15
                              Remember that ole sayin'

                              Once you go muslim...You get a lot of wives.
                              sigpic
                              All good things must come to an end.

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