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  • a tree wouldn't be 300 pounds and from ohio
    it makes me sick when i think of it, all my heroes could not live with it so i hope you rest in peace cause with us you never did

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    • a tree would probably have more to talk about
      My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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      • I would only be able to get wood from a tree anyhow.

        (zing?)
        Originally posted by Jeenyuss
        sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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        • tree

          A tree weighs less and is far more attractive.

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          • you all are from greenpeace dirl
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            All good things must come to an end.

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            • Damn tree huggers
              ☕ 🍔 🍅 🍊🍏

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