Dead baby jokes (For goddess)

[gran guerrero]

A man and wife are expecting to have their first child any time now. While he is about to leave for the office one morning, he hears his wife exclaim that her water had broken. He ofcourse drives her to the hospital. She is admitted and given a room. They are both nervous but really excited. A couple hours later, the doctor is delivering the child. He smiles at the husband and he smiles back dumbly. The doctor finishes delivering the baby and with a look at the mother and father, SLAMS the kid against the ground, picks it up and CHUCKS IT AGAINST THE WALL! Scrapes the thing off the wall and drop kicks it once, Twice, THREEE TIMES!! The married couple is dumbstruck. They can't speak. The doctor looks at both of them calmly and then with a smile says...


































"APRIL FOOLS, IT WAS ALREADY DEAD!!!"

or was it?

Also skitzo, even though i took a step up and removed the dead part in the dead baby joke.
keep your racist jokes in the racist jokes thread.

[DoTheFandango]

I'm retarded and need to have my hand held constantly.

What's the difference between racism and humor?
One is told my Skitzo, the other we get from seeing his ass banned.

I hope you get raped in the ass by the guy that fucked Goatse.

[gran guerrero]

What's the difference between racism and humor?
One is told my Skitzo, the other we get from seeing his ass banned.

I hope you get raped in the ass by the guy that fucked Goatse.

I use goat skin condoms

[Exotic]

what time is it when a baby poops its pants?































time to change its diapers L0LL0L

[Abnormal]

How do you make a baby go in circles?
-Nail its hand to the floor.

How do you make it stop?
-Nail its other hand.

[D1st0rt]

While I will admit this is a noble aspiration, its potential effectiveness is rather low as goddess can elect to avoid the thread entirely. I have found that personal messages work much better.

[Ewan]

Highlight the text for punchline:

What is the difference between a dead baby and a piece of toast?
I don't rape a piece of toast before eating it


What do you get when you stab a baby?
A boner

[Pressure]

Whats funnier than watching a baby spin around in the middle of the floor?
Stopping it with a shovel

[Ward]

What's funnier than 20 dead babies in one trash can?
-I dead baby in 20 trash cans.

this one was funny

[1ight]

Seriously, if you are cracking up on dead baby jokes and chuckling with joy, face it, you have issues. Its not even funny what you guys are pulling out. Imo, very sick and twisted. If not very unmature, especially the thread's author.

This thread should be deleted, very unsuitable for the forums, if you ask me.

edit: If you call this humor, it ain't.

[Miku19]

Somehow, I'd really like to think like 1ight, but it's just not possible. Some of these jokes just make me laugh even though I know they're not politically correct. :detective

[phata$$]

:sick: :sick:

[gran guerrero]

UNLESS YOU'RE A UBER COOL SUPER SUBSPACE DETECTIVE LIKE NICKNAME (p.i.) YOU CAN'T DAWN THIS EMOTICON! :detective

[Miku19]

sorry but I used it before nickname got his detective title

[Richard Creager]

Seriously, if you are cracking up on dead baby jokes and chuckling with joy, face it, you have issues. Its not even funny what you guys are pulling out. Imo, very sick and twisted. If not very unmature, especially the thread's author.

This thread should be deleted, very unsuitable for the forums, if you ask me.

edit: If you call this humor, it ain't.

Bite that bait, bite it hard panty waist.