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  • #31
    Originally posted by 1ight
    edit: If you call this humor, it ain't.
    TAINT LOL
    Music and medicine, I'm living in a place where they overlap.

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    • #32
      The only thing funnier than dead babies is dead Christian babies that had forced abortions.

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      • #33
        Originally posted by 1ight
        Seriously, if you are cracking up on dead baby jokes and chuckling with joy, face it, you have issues. Its not even funny what you guys are pulling out. Imo, very sick and twisted. If not very unmature, especially the thread's author.

        This thread should be deleted, very unsuitable for the forums, if you ask me.

        edit: If you call this humor, it ain't.
        The only thing funnier than dead baby jokes is people that are too politically correct to enjoy them. Enjoy your sad, sad life.
        How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
        Depends on how hard you throw them.

        (Goddess)>there is nothing funny about children dieing or getting killed ya fukkin idiot
        (Goddess)>Do you use any other names?
        replied
        (Goddess)>They are all on permanent ignore

        :crying:

        How do you keep a baby from falling down a well?
        Stick a javeling through its head. :death:

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        • #34
          Sorry, I just can't enjoy some sick jokes. If you still are in the teens I understand you and if you have never worked with children, then I surely understand. If you think they are so funny, why don't you go tell em to your friends and to your own parents, a see if they would laugh. Would you? No, I don't think so.
          Endless space, endless exploration.

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          • #35
            Originally posted by 1ight
            Sorry, I just can't enjoy some sick jokes. If you still are in the teens I understand you and if you have never worked with children, then I surely understand. If you think they are so funny, why don't you go tell em to your friends and to your own parents, a see if they would laugh. Would you? No, I don't think so.
            My mom found them hysterical and my friends tell me new ones. Look around you, you're in the minority. You're just a bleeding heart pansy that takes everything too seriously. Just kill yourself and do the world a service.
            How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
            Depends on how hard you throw them.

            (Goddess)>there is nothing funny about children dieing or getting killed ya fukkin idiot
            (Goddess)>Do you use any other names?
            replied
            (Goddess)>They are all on permanent ignore

            :crying:

            How do you keep a baby from falling down a well?
            Stick a javeling through its head. :death:

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Abnormal
              My mom found them hysterical and my friends tell me new ones. Look around you, you're in the minority. You're just a bleeding heart pansy that takes everything too seriously. Just kill yourself and do the world a service.
              I love the fact that I'm touchy, that I'm soft, that I'm for real, that I'm serious, that my yes is yes and my no is no. I can laugh at jokes, in fact I have a good sense of humor, but I draw a line somewhere. The thing I like about being soft-hearted is that I can provide help for those whom need, at a sensitive level. Meaning, being sensitive might also mean you have gone through many hardships. What if one was sensitive but very strong? If one is sensitive, does not one sense things much better then someone that isn't so sensitive?

              You are right, I would do the world a service, since the world don't like people like me. Nor, em I a friend of the world. But since I know, that is not my destiny to go and end my life. Someone might end mine, at the mission field, but that is not in my hands.

              I know you are trolling, but I like this conversation you and me are having, also I know you are lying about that you've told your parents those kind of jokes. To be honest, I enjoy talking about deep things, since I often think and meditate on various things.

              edit: How old are you by the way?

              edit2: Being serious might also help when people have problems and issue in life, when they want someone to talk with. I'm surely there to listen and take them seriously.
              Endless space, endless exploration.

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              • #37
                goddess jokes have been popular for years...

                love it.

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                • #38
                  Well I enjoy all kinds of art, literature and music. I just love to have in-depth conversations about whatever with my friends. Yet yesterday we totally laughed our asses off at some of these jokes.

                  But yeah, if you draw the line somewhere in things like this it's acceptable.
                  6:megaman89> im 3 league veteran back off

                  Originally posted by Dreamwin
                  3 league vet

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                  • #39
                    What's the best part about twenty-seven year olds?
                    There's twenty of them!
                    Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                    sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                    • #40
                      draw the line somewhere...

                      Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.
                      -Buddha

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by 1ight
                        I love the fact that I'm touchy, that I'm soft, that I'm for real, that I'm serious, that my yes is yes and my no is no. I can laugh at jokes, in fact I have a good sense of humor, but I draw a line somewhere. The thing I like about being soft-hearted is that I can provide help for those whom need, at a sensitive level. Meaning, being sensitive might also mean you have gone through many hardships. What if one was sensitive but very strong? If one is sensitive, does not one sense things much better then someone that isn't so sensitive?

                        You are right, I would do the world a service, since the world don't like people like me. Nor, em I a friend of the world. But since I know, that is not my destiny to go and end my life. Someone might end mine, at the mission field, but that is not in my hands.

                        I know you are trolling, but I like this conversation you and me are having, also I know you are lying about that you've told your parents those kind of jokes. To be honest, I enjoy talking about deep things, since I often think and meditate on various things.

                        edit: How old are you by the way?

                        edit2: Being serious might also help when people have problems and issue in life, when they want someone to talk with. I'm surely there to listen and take them seriously.
                        Be serious all you want when someone asks you for help, not in a dead baby joke thread. I'm 19 and yes I did tell my mom. In fact, I had told my exgf's mom and she said "You're horrible" while she laughed hysterically. It's sick humor no doubt, but it is nontheless humor. I just have to say, your comments are as "lame as FDR's legs" (What too soon? - Love Family Guy)
                        How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
                        Depends on how hard you throw them.

                        (Goddess)>there is nothing funny about children dieing or getting killed ya fukkin idiot
                        (Goddess)>Do you use any other names?
                        replied
                        (Goddess)>They are all on permanent ignore

                        :crying:

                        How do you keep a baby from falling down a well?
                        Stick a javeling through its head. :death:

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                        • #42
                          he dropped a family guy quote
                          sigpic
                          All good things must come to an end.

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by gran guerrero
                            he dropped a family guy quote
                            Family Guy quotes earn less street cred than just about everything -- except Simpson quotes.
                            Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                            sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                            • #44
                              one thing i just loved from family guy was the episode where peter started his own religion fonzi-ism or something like that.

                              Quagmire> Hey Peter, I just had sex with a teenager and her mother!
                              Peter> Quagmire this is the church of the fonz, there is no confessions...
                              Quagmire> Are you kidding? I'm tellin everyone! GIGGITY!
                              sigpic
                              All good things must come to an end.

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                              • #45
                                want to hear a joke?
                                it makes me sick when i think of it, all my heroes could not live with it so i hope you rest in peace cause with us you never did

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