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is there anybody (here or anywhere) who claims to have a thorough understanding of the female persuasion? if so, come here and let me kick you in the head.
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Oh it's emo time for scurvy.Originally posted by Jeenyuss -
The answer is either "I'm sorry", "Of course not", or "Yes, dear" in some form or another.5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches insteadComment
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Unless it's to the following questions/statements:Originally posted by Fit of Rage
I love you. Respond with: I love you too.
How many chicks have you slept with? Respond with: Less than the truth, but a plausible number. You should NOT ask how many dicks she sucked.
Where do you want to eat tonight? Respond with: Her favorite resturaunt. If she says she doesn't want to go there, it means she only likes to go there on special occasions. Respond with her second favorite resturaunt if this happens often.Originally posted by JeenyussComment
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a la Clerks.Originally posted by DoTheFandangoComment
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I find it best just not to respond, it only gets you in troubleOriginally posted by FacetiousComment
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just nod your head and give that ah huh sound when it sounds like an agreeing momentsigpic
All good things must come to an end.Comment
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its like the movie Freddie got fingered.
TO understand the animals tom green had to get INSIDE of the animals.
To understand woman GET INSIDE of themRudy> Maisoul has a history of making men out of girls. Something in his physiology.
Morgane> was that fun?
waxer> like the first time i had sex, i cried
Morgane> u really cried the first time u had sex?
waxer> LOl,no
waxer> im just like kthx, i never had sexComment
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look, i bought you diamonds.The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.
Originally posted by Richard CreagerComment
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man, i can't really say any good things to say, but i can tell you one thing never ever to do.
if you're waiting for her to go somewhere, and she's like putting on makeup or whatever. never ever say:
"heeeeere girl! come on, (whistle), comeon girl, let's go"Comment
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^lame attempt at callin his woman a bitchsigpic
All good things must come to an end.Comment
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she pretty much has to now....Originally posted by Nickname
women are very confusing probablyOriginally posted by turmioOriginally posted by grandComment
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I love you.Originally posted by DoTheFandango
Respond with: I'm sorry
How many chicks have you slept with?
Respond with: Of course not
Where do you want to eat tonight?
Respond with: Yes, dear
FixxxxxxedsageComment
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whip out your cock on her face and tell her to go cook you some fruit loops. While she's confused about cooking fruit loops, you can go wrestle a bear or chew on a redwood tree and think manly thoughts.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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L0lOriginally posted by Liquid Blue1:abbot> i think i played well
1:brookus> abbot last time i checked YOU lost
1:brookus> so im going to say that YOU sucked as well
7:Sleuth> HOW DO YOU FUCKS SAY CRACKER
7:Vue> WE SAY CRACKER
7:Vue> U DIPSHIT
7:Rampage Jackson> wtf are you guys drunk or 15?
7:Vue> lol jackson when sleuth is online everyone becomes 15
oar> i got rejected from Stray
oar> and both of their caps are on my personal chat
oar> but its okComment
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