How do you wipe?

[Displaced]

Im A Stander!

[ÆNIMA]

Does anyone live anywhere where you can't throw the paper into the toilet...you have to throw it in a can? Russia was like that, they claimed that the TP was bad on the pipes that last about 15 years. I never used the can however.

Personally, for my methods...I use whatever method it takes to get the desired "whipe till it's white" effect on the TP. Once I was walking up the stairs behind a friend who hadn't whiped his very best and needless to say, like some of you, I've become quite OCD about my anal hygiene. I don't sit, I hunch over...I don't know if that's considered standing. I think actual standing will squeeze it in between the cheeks resulting in a very hazardous situation.

A couple months ago I heard on the radio that a man was sitting in a porta-pottie when a semi-truck came around a corner and clipped it. The man was hospitalized...not for his injuries, but really for quarantine reasons.

[Ewan]

When you squat over the bowl kinda half up-right, that is what I mean by "standing". I don't expect you to be bolt upright, cause that is impossible in my view.

[Hero*]

i sit, but only on one leg. then i grab 3 piece of toilet paper and crumple and whipe with my left hand front to back i believe.

[Pandagirl!]

I can't believe I'm replying to this thread.

I'm a front-to-back crumpling stander. Haha. That sounds funny.

[Fluffz]

this tread? good times
crumpling toilet paper is way to dangerous, you might touch your butt (go buy some good toilet paper that doesnt get holes ffs).
standing is for animals and you wipe from front to back, so your balls stay out of danger. obviously.
and yes, you fold your paper once (and only once due to ass touching danger) if you care about the dolphins. stop the toilet paper waste.

BUT do you sit down to pee? it might not be very masculine but it saves you a lot of cleaning anger.

PS: hi moot. can we have an official statement on how it is done correct for trenchers? this issue should have top priority now.

[Pandagirl!]

I sit down to pee; it works quite well.

[Fluffz]

well god forgot some essential parts on you, you do not fully understand that issue. the thing we got there is only good for 2 things: party and aiming at stuff. if you girls take away the aiming functionality of that device with constant bitching and whining about how messed up the toilet looks you have to make it up by using the party functionality more frequently...

[Refer]

if the main tank or tanks don't keep aggro off the healers, then the healers cannot heal, and the tank will die, and therefore the whole group/raid will wipe.

[tugs]

another interesting question fluffz:
i actually sit to pee. maybe i'm just a lazy ass who doesnt feel like standing.

also, the person who was talking about toilets not made for paper:
i've been in places like that: china and most of asia when i was around there a few years ago.
it's really like that because their cultures are about using water and your hand and actually washing down there.
it sounds gross, but i really got accustomed to it. i got back here in the west, and felt like all i was doing with paper was spreading the crap around a bit.
wish i had a bidet...

edit: another weird thing in china, at public washrooms they haad a big TP dispenser at the very front before you even went in. somehow you were supposed to know how much you needed before you even started up?

[gran guerrero]

plumber told me tp isnt suppose to be flushed, it clogs drains

also i dont mind sitting to pee, my legs get tired standing there..also i sometimes miss...

[Fidel Castro]

I swear man, back in the day, I had a brother who absolutely could not get his piss in the toilet. I never understood it. It really isn't that hard to point and shoot a stream of liquid into a gigantic bowl.

[Troll King]

I hate when the last drop of piss refuses to drop, no matter how much you shake.

[tales]

I stand, i'm afraid of reaching my hand too far down and getting my hand in the toilet water. I'm a crumpler because I find that it gets more poop out of your asshole

[Superted]

I hate when the last drop of piss refuses to drop, no matter how much you shake.

I use one sheet of toilet paper for that.