Don't bother reading this...

[Jaffacake]

Look I said not to bother.

But since you're here, I might as well say is that i'm back after 10 weeks in exile. Not that the vast majority of people would have noticed. I have a tan (impressive since i'm of Indian descent) and wear Hawaiian shirts now. Oh dear.

Incidentally I might as well tell you that I was also mugged, offered women, and taught how to masturbate cats. Amongst other things I might post when I can be bothered.

So much for Fiji and Samoa then.

Anyway, ill see you in ssland, as a born-again newbie,

Jaffa.

[Superted]

wb

PM me with the cat thing... :P

[Trent Lott]

S^, Jaffa?

[ZeUs!!]

Re: Don't bother reading this...

Originally posted by Jaffacake
Incidentally I might as well tell you that I was taught how to masturbate cats.

11:30pm on Friday night at Chelmsford train station, a couple of drunks wandered up to us and taught us the best way to kill a cat. Apparently, if you start at its head and stroke it to its tail, pressing down really hard its tail becomes rigid so in one swift movement you can stroke it, grab its tail and fling it against a wall. Impressive. Tigerex was there too actually.