Addicted to the internet ...

[T3l Ca7]

I know I am.

I want a show of hands who else here is addicted to the internet as well :fear:

[Pummel]

Forums

Telcat stop spamming the forums with your useless threads.
Sick of them going to the top of the new posts list and seeing hundreds of replies by people saying how much they hate you.

You'd think that'd be a clue to stop making threads.

and by the way

I HATE YOU

[T3l Ca7]

Phew I am so enjoying a nice peaceful night alone in the hotel room with my laptop ... phew this is so romantic.

[T3l Ca7]

Posting on a forum is like a popularity contest - only the smartest ones can get the most replies.

[gran guerrero]

Brought to you by my SS Friend from MG/HZ, Sting (who posted this on our team forums):

1. If you try to press Alt-F4 to close your car window.
2. You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
3. You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and you don't have a clue as to when it happened.
4. Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to go from top to bottom.
5. Your nightmares are in HTML and GIFS.
6. You start introducing yourself as "Jim at net dot com"
7. Your heart races faster and beats irregularly each time you see a new WWW site address on TV.
8. You turn on your intercom when leaving the room so you can hear if new e-mail arrives.
9. Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like.
10. All of your friends have an @ in their names.
11. When looking at a web page full of someone else's links, you notice all of them are already highlighted in purple.
12. Your dog has its own home page.
13. Your phone bill is a heavy as a brick.
14. You write your homework in HTML and give your instructor the URL.
15. Your husband tells you that he has had the beard for 2 months.
16. You tell the kids they can't use the computer because "Daddy's got work to do" even though you don't have a job.
17. You buy a Captain Kirk chair with a built-in keyboard and mouse.
18. Your wife makes a new rule: "The computer cannot come to bed."
19. You get a tattoo that says "This body best viewed with Netscape 3.0 or higher."
20. You never have to deal with busy signals when calling your ISP... because you never log off.
21. The last girl you picked up was only a GIF.

[Broly]

telcat, check pm!

[Broly]

check again telcat lol

[Subjugation]

Hello, telly welly.

[DoTheFandango]

TelC@T, seriously, just stop talking.

[eehh]

TelC@T, seriously, just stop talking.

post pics instead?

[Superted]

If telcat is addicted to the internet... and internet is for porn... then telcat is addicted to porn! pervo!

[Liquid Blue]

You need to get addicted to having a life and going out with guys. This inane shit is why you're in a room alone at night posting on a 2d spaceship game forum

[T3l Ca7]

You need to get addicted to having a life and going out with guys. This inane shit is why you're in a room alone at night posting on a 2d spaceship game forum

I just went out with 5 guys and had dinner in Manhattan, does that mean I am having a life??

Yes, I did go out with 5 guys and had dinner at Red Lobster. But no, that was not a question but a sarcastic remark.

[Facetious]

Posting on a forum is like a popularity contest - only the smartest ones can get the most replies.

yeah! that makes sense because, like, all smart people are automatically popular.

[genocidal]

I stopped a long time ago trying to even begin to understand where Telcat thinks she is coming from when she makes these worthless analogies. It's like someone scripted a tongue-in-cheek comedy routine for Telcat's life except that those are actually her thoughts.