well let's see... I have already celebrated mine earlier with my family cause I have to go eat kabob with my uncle who's birthday is also today, and call my cousin from iran to wish him a happy birthday as well (I swear we like plan this shit, sex dates rofl) and then go to my friends party whose also celebrating her birthday.
SEE THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG WIT YOU WHITE MUHFUCKAS, YA'LL ALWAYS TRYNA -FORCE A MOTHAFUCKA TO DO SOMETHIN- YA'LL ALWAYS TRYNA FORCE A MUHFUCKA TO SEE SHIT YOUR WAY.
AND IT BACKFIYAHS. EVERY. FUCKIN. TIME.
1:Kthx> Hey Cower ill let you play the next game if you can name me five medieval weapons.
1:Cower> Sword
1:Kthx> ok
1:Cower> Axe
1:Kthx> WAIT, YOU GOT IT
1:Cower> ?
1:Kthx> GET OFF THE CHAT
My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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