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My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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Today my sister started her first day of college, I don't start university for another two weeks so today I slept in til about 11, showered, had a massive bowl of sugar puffs, did the front garden, I cut the privets, did the lawn and cleaned everything up. I then washed the car, had to pick my sister up and go to the tip on the way back wit hall the privet cuttings and grass, when I got back cleaned out the inside of the car which was a bitch because its a 7 seater and theres so many nooks and crannys.
I contemplated going to hit a few shots down at Formby Hall driving range with Gaz tonight but I couldn't be arsed. Bit annoyed I didn't go now because they'd have had the floodlights on and I've always wanted to play when they're on.
PS Dameon, use copy and paste. :grin:
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1. I thought the asian lady was an optical illusion of some sort, until I finally realized it was a mouse pad. I think it was Attack of the Show or something like that, where they had a similar mouse pad with Katsumi from Dead or Alive, lol.
2. I got out 10 minutes early ... ... go me.
3. I used copy and paste for my sig, if that's what you were refering to.DELETED
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I have the most joke-ridden honors schedule I have ever seen. Each class is 82 minutes:
Day One:
AP Comp Sci (Java)
Free Block = No Class
Science Fiction Honors
Latin Honors
Day Two:
AP Statistics
Forensic Sciences Honors
Shakespeare Honors
AP Psychology
buhuhuhuhuhOriginally posted by Jeenyusssometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.
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My college schedule is so rad.
My earliest class is at 10:30
and with the exception of my cinema class, which goes to 7:00 on Mondays, my latest class goes to 3:00
On Tuesdays and Thursdays, I only have one class.Originally posted by ToneWomen who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better
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Originally posted by Eric is GodThis my friends is what the higher educated like to call an artsie.Originally posted by ToneWomen who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better
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