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  • #16
    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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    • #17
      I actually have less classes distort:P
      but i do have 2 do a school-project every uhm semester?

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Liquid Blue
        INTERESTED. PLEASE REPLY WITH DETAILS. THANKS. -JEROME
        NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

        internet de la jerome

        because the internet | hazardous

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        • #19
          I have like 5 colleges a week... and thursdays and tuesdays off.
          Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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          • #20
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            • #21
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              • #22
                Today my sister started her first day of college, I don't start university for another two weeks so today I slept in til about 11, showered, had a massive bowl of sugar puffs, did the front garden, I cut the privets, did the lawn and cleaned everything up. I then washed the car, had to pick my sister up and go to the tip on the way back wit hall the privet cuttings and grass, when I got back cleaned out the inside of the car which was a bitch because its a 7 seater and theres so many nooks and crannys.

                I contemplated going to hit a few shots down at Formby Hall driving range with Gaz tonight but I couldn't be arsed. Bit annoyed I didn't go now because they'd have had the floodlights on and I've always wanted to play when they're on.

                PS Dameon, use copy and paste. :grin:

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                • #23
                  1. I thought the asian lady was an optical illusion of some sort, until I finally realized it was a mouse pad. I think it was Attack of the Show or something like that, where they had a similar mouse pad with Katsumi from Dead or Alive, lol.

                  2. I got out 10 minutes early ... ... go me.

                  3. I used copy and paste for my sig, if that's what you were refering to.
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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Galleleo
                    I have like 5 colleges a week... and thursdays and tuesdays off.
                    I'll be getting Thursday and Friday off when school starts.
                    The song doesn't make your hands clap,
                    The hand claps make the song

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                    • #25
                      I have the most joke-ridden honors schedule I have ever seen. Each class is 82 minutes:

                      Day One:
                      AP Comp Sci (Java)
                      Free Block = No Class
                      Science Fiction Honors
                      Latin Honors

                      Day Two:
                      AP Statistics
                      Forensic Sciences Honors
                      Shakespeare Honors
                      AP Psychology

                      buhuhuhuhuh
                      Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                      sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                      • #26
                        My college schedule is so rad.

                        My earliest class is at 10:30

                        and with the exception of my cinema class, which goes to 7:00 on Mondays, my latest class goes to 3:00

                        On Tuesdays and Thursdays, I only have one class.
                        Originally posted by Tone
                        Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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                        • #27
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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Eric is God
                            This my friends is what the higher educated like to call an artsie.
                            Actually I have a Math Course, a Poly Sci, an English Class, and a Cinema class.
                            Originally posted by Tone
                            Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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                            • #29
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                              • #30
                                As long as we're bragging about free time, I think I win the contest for just having dropped out of high school this year.

                                In other news, I'll be on the corner peddling my ass.
                                FREE MANDELA

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