Team America: World Police -- The whole movie. (And the part with the guy and girl but i don't wanna go into specifics cause ZeUs seemed super serial)
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The dance scene in Clerks 2 and the scene in Chasing Amy where HooperX is talking about his comic book with Brody. Best dialouge in the Askewniverse:
Code:HOOPER (holds up comic) Now my book, 'White-Hating Coon', doesn't have any of that bullshit. The hero's name is Maleekwa, and he's a descendant of the black tribe that established the first society on the planet, while all you European mother fuckers were still hiding in caves and shit, all terrified of the sun. He's a strong role model that a young black reader can look up to, 'Cause I'm here to tell you - the chickens are comin' home to roost, ya'll: the black man's no longer gonna play the minstrel in the medium of comics and Sci- Fi/Fantasy! We're keeping it real, and we're gonna get respect - by any means necessary! During the speech, Holden and Banky enter and sit up front. HOLDEN (calling out) Bullshit! Lando Calrissian was a black man, and he got to fly the Millennium Falcon! Hooper whips his head around, looking for the source of the comment HOOPER Who said that?!? HOLDEN (standing) I did! Lando Calrissian is a positive black role model in the realm of Science Fiction/Fantasy. HOOPER Fuck Lando Calrissian! Uncle Tom ******! Always some white boy gotta invoke 'the holy trilogy'! Bust this - those movies are about how the white man keeps the brother man down - even in a galaxy far, far away. Check this shit. You got cracker farm-boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy - blond hair, blue eyes. And then you've got Darth Vader: the blackest brother in the galaxy. Nubian God. BANKY What's a Nubian? HOOPER Shut the fuck up! Now Vader, he's a spiritual brother, with the force and all that shit. Then this cracker Skywalker gets his hands on a light- saber, and the boy decides he's gonna run the fucking universe - gets a whole Klan of whites together, and they're gonna bust up Vader's 'hood the Death Star. Now what the fuck do you call that! BANKY Intergalactic Civil War! HOOPER Gentrification. They're gonna drive our the black element, to make the galaxy quote, unquote 'safe' for white folks. HOLDEN But Vader turns, out to be Luke's father. And in Jedi, they become friends. HOOPER Don't make me bust a cap in your ass, yo! Jedi's the most insulting installment, because Vader's beautiful, black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty white man! They're trying to tell us that deep inside, we all want to be white! BANKY Well isn't that true! Hooper explodes, He pulls a nine millimeter from his belt, draws on Banky and fires. Banky goes down, falling forward into the crowd The crowd screams and starts to scatter, Hooper jumps over the table and raises his fists in the air. HOOPER BLACK RAGE! BLACK RAGE!! I'LL KILL ANY WHITE FOLKS I LAY MY MOTHER FUCKIN' EYES ON!!!
Originally posted by Jeenyusssometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.
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Talking about epic movie scenes this one must be in, I don't know exactly from which rocky movie it is. But the one where he does his training, the running, jumping etc, ending in that running up those steps and cheering.Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.
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Originally posted by Sarien View PostWhich of the 25 Zatoichi movies you talking about? I have em all.Originally posted by DislikedHowever, I have a bigger problem, being an atheist for 9 years, most of it during my teenage years I've become a little addicted to masterbation. I've tried to stop and even asked God to help but I'm unable to resist the temptation and it's driving me insane with grief.
Originally posted by concealedwhen i was on incuria i took 40 mgs of adderol like an hour before every match. didnt help me that much :X
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The hellicopter scene in Apocalypse Now, the scene where Mel Gibson goes apeshit on the british and earns his nickname of "The Ghost" after they killed his son in The Patriot, the Tequila dance in PeeWee's Big Adventure, the scene where Joe Pesci beats the shit out of the guy hitting on Robert DiNero's wife in Raging Bull, and the scene in Boondock Saints where they fall through the ceiling and kill all the Russian mobsters... like everyone else said, theres alot more, but those are all off the top of my head right nowDice
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final destination - when they are standing in the airport and suddenly the plane explodes in the distance and the window glass shatters. also, when the teacher gets killed in her kitchen. that scene is incredible. everything gets put together like a puzzle.
caddyshack - almost every scene, seriously. the pool scene especially.
ferris buehler's day off - the beginning. "they bought it."
zoolander - the foamy latte part, and the center for ants part right after it.
freddy got fingered. almost every scene. i guess the sausages scene is the most remarkable.
the shining - "all work and no play makes jack a dull boy" part. just gives you the chills.
south park movie - shut your fucking face uncle fuckerRipper>cant pee with a hard on
apt>yes u can wtf
apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
apt>so i dont miss the toilet
Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
apt>na
apt>ill show you pictures
apt>next time I masturbate
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The whole huge battle in the middle of LOTR: Return of the King, espeically when the Rohirrim finally get there horns blowing.
Black Hawk Down: when the green berets crash and start mowing down all the guys shooting at them with the sniper rifles.
Braveheart: 'you may take our lives but you'll never take our... FREEDOM!'
Ronin: The car chase which lasts like 20 minutes... the greatest car chase scene of all time.Epinephrine's History of Trench Wars:
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Originally posted by Stultus View PostI love the climax of The Godfather, what with the simultaneous baptism and several people being murdered.
thatd be my main pick too, that or the first time they enter the collosium in GladiatorJarlson of> if this game was a girl i would jerk off to it every night
nopcode> sometimes get mates round, have a few beers and play this yes
oNe-t> YEAH
nopcode> before going out
funfunfun> god the fun never stops does it
MageWarrior> I'm so sexy, frog makes me lapdance for him daily
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reservoir dogs - the beginning of the movie where they talk about tipping a waitress. (not really epic though)
boondock saints - a lot of that shit.
terminator - i'll be back (most memorable)
rocky - defeating the russian
D2 the mighty ducks - winning the world championship!
Troy - killin the huge dude in 1 shot to the neck with the dagger while matrixing spears.
Ace ventura - yea the football scenethe price is right, bitch.
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