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  • #31
    Team America: World Police -- The whole movie. (And the part with the guy and girl but i don't wanna go into specifics cause ZeUs seemed super serial)
    Lofty> Why must I sit in my chat, listening to some pseudo-homosexual adolescent males go over my looks with such care

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    • #32
      The dance scene in Clerks 2 and the scene in Chasing Amy where HooperX is talking about his comic book with Brody. Best dialouge in the Askewniverse:
      Code:
      HOOPER
      				(holds up comic)
      			Now my book, 'White-Hating Coon', 
      			doesn't have any of that bullshit. The 
      			hero's name is Maleekwa, and he's a	
      			descendant of the black tribe that 
      			established the first society on the 
      			planet, while all you European mother	
      			fuckers were still hiding in caves and 
      			shit, all terrified of the sun. He's a 
      			strong role model that a young black	
      			reader can look up to, 'Cause I'm here 
      			to tell you - the chickens are comin' 
      			home to roost, ya'll: the black man's	
      			no longer gonna play the minstrel in 
      			the medium of comics and Sci-
      			Fi/Fantasy!  We're keeping it real, 
      			and we're gonna get respect - 
      			by any means necessary!
      	During the speech, Holden and Banky enter and sit up 
      	front.
      					HOLDEN
      				(calling out)
      			Bullshit!  Lando Calrissian was a 
      			black man, and he got to fly the 
      			Millennium Falcon!
      	Hooper whips his head around, looking for the source of 
      	the comment
      					HOOPER
      			Who said that?!?
      					HOLDEN
      				(standing)
      			I did!  Lando Calrissian is a positive 
      			black role model in the realm of 
      			Science Fiction/Fantasy.
      					HOOPER
      			Fuck Lando Calrissian!  Uncle Tom 
      			******!  Always some white boy gotta 
      			invoke 'the holy trilogy'! Bust this - 
      			those movies are about how the white 
      			man keeps the brother man down - even 
      			in a galaxy far, far away.  Check		
      			this shit.  You got cracker farm-boy 
      			Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy - 
      			blond hair, blue eyes.  
      			And then you've got Darth 
      			Vader: the blackest brother in the 
      			galaxy.  Nubian God.
      					BANKY
      			What's a Nubian?
      					HOOPER
      			Shut the fuck up!  Now Vader, he's a 
      			spiritual brother, with the force and 
      			all that shit.  Then this cracker 
      			Skywalker gets his hands on a light-
      			saber, and the boy decides he's		
      			gonna run the fucking universe - gets 
      			a whole Klan of whites together, and 
      			they're gonna bust up Vader's 'hood		
      			the Death Star.  Now what the fuck do 
      			you call that!
      					BANKY
      			Intergalactic Civil War!
      					HOOPER
      			Gentrification.  They're gonna drive 
      			our the black element, to make the 
      			galaxy quote, unquote 'safe' for white 
      			folks.
      					HOLDEN
      			But Vader turns, out to be Luke's 
      			father.  And in Jedi, they become 
      			friends.
      					HOOPER
      			Don't make me bust a cap in your ass, 
      			yo!  Jedi's the most insulting 
      			installment, because Vader's 
      			beautiful, black visage is 
      			sullied when he pulls off his mask to 
      			reveal a feeble, crusty white man! 
      			They're trying to tell us that deep 
      			inside, we all want to be white!
      					BANKY
      			Well isn't that true!
      	
              Hooper explodes, He pulls a nine millimeter from his 
      	belt, draws on Banky and fires.  Banky goes down, falling 
      	forward into the crowd The crowd screams and starts to 
      	scatter, Hooper jumps over the table and raises his fists 
      	in the air.					
                                             HOOPER
      			BLACK RAGE! BLACK RAGE!!  I'LL KILL 
      			ANY WHITE FOLKS I LAY MY MOTHER 
      			FUCKIN' EYES ON!!!
      Originally posted by Jeenyuss
      sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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      • #33
        Talking about epic movie scenes this one must be in, I don't know exactly from which rocky movie it is. But the one where he does his training, the running, jumping etc, ending in that running up those steps and cheering.
        Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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        • #34
          Originally posted by CrvenBan
          Zatoichi - Closing scene!! Pure epic classic.
          Which of the 25 Zatoichi movies you talking about? I have em all.
          "Sexy" Steve Mijalis-Gilster, IVX

          Reinstate Me.

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Troll King View Post
            The battle of wits in the Princess Bride.
            hahahahaha
            5:gen> man
            5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednady

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            • #36
              Hands down the end of Waiting, the new guy's speach.

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              • #37
                Wayne's World: Dana Carvey sings 'foxey lady'

                edit: the chase scene in LB's senior project
                Last edited by Scurvy; 10-01-2006, 12:32 AM.

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Sarien View Post
                  Which of the 25 Zatoichi movies you talking about? I have em all.
                  The new one with Kitano. You know, the ending scene...
                  Originally posted by Disliked
                  However, I have a bigger problem, being an atheist for 9 years, most of it during my teenage years I've become a little addicted to masterbation. I've tried to stop and even asked God to help but I'm unable to resist the temptation and it's driving me insane with grief.


                  Originally posted by concealed
                  when i was on incuria i took 40 mgs of adderol like an hour before every match. didnt help me that much :X

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                  • #39
                    i thought house of flying daggers was pretty epic in the end
                    LA

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                    • #40
                      The hellicopter scene in Apocalypse Now, the scene where Mel Gibson goes apeshit on the british and earns his nickname of "The Ghost" after they killed his son in The Patriot, the Tequila dance in PeeWee's Big Adventure, the scene where Joe Pesci beats the shit out of the guy hitting on Robert DiNero's wife in Raging Bull, and the scene in Boondock Saints where they fall through the ceiling and kill all the Russian mobsters... like everyone else said, theres alot more, but those are all off the top of my head right now
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                      • #41
                        final destination - when they are standing in the airport and suddenly the plane explodes in the distance and the window glass shatters. also, when the teacher gets killed in her kitchen. that scene is incredible. everything gets put together like a puzzle.

                        caddyshack - almost every scene, seriously. the pool scene especially.

                        ferris buehler's day off - the beginning. "they bought it."

                        zoolander - the foamy latte part, and the center for ants part right after it.

                        freddy got fingered. almost every scene. i guess the sausages scene is the most remarkable.

                        the shining - "all work and no play makes jack a dull boy" part. just gives you the chills.

                        south park movie - shut your fucking face uncle fucker
                        Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
                        apt>yes u can wtf
                        apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
                        apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
                        apt>so i dont miss the toilet
                        Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
                        apt>na
                        apt>ill show you pictures
                        apt>next time I masturbate

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by CrvenBan
                          The new one with Kitano. You know, the ending scene...
                          Meh.. Shintaro Katsu will always be Ichi to me. =P
                          "Sexy" Steve Mijalis-Gilster, IVX

                          Reinstate Me.

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                          • #43
                            The whole huge battle in the middle of LOTR: Return of the King, espeically when the Rohirrim finally get there horns blowing.

                            Black Hawk Down: when the green berets crash and start mowing down all the guys shooting at them with the sniper rifles.

                            Braveheart: 'you may take our lives but you'll never take our... FREEDOM!'

                            Ronin: The car chase which lasts like 20 minutes... the greatest car chase scene of all time.
                            Epinephrine's History of Trench Wars:
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                            www.animeslice.com

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Stultus View Post
                              I love the climax of The Godfather, what with the simultaneous baptism and several people being murdered.

                              thatd be my main pick too, that or the first time they enter the collosium in Gladiator
                              Jarlson of> if this game was a girl i would jerk off to it every night

                              nopcode> sometimes get mates round, have a few beers and play this yes
                              oNe-t> YEAH
                              nopcode> before going out
                              funfunfun> god the fun never stops does it

                              MageWarrior> I'm so sexy, frog makes me lapdance for him daily

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                              • #45
                                reservoir dogs - the beginning of the movie where they talk about tipping a waitress. (not really epic though)
                                boondock saints - a lot of that shit.
                                terminator - i'll be back (most memorable)
                                rocky - defeating the russian
                                D2 the mighty ducks - winning the world championship!
                                Troy - killin the huge dude in 1 shot to the neck with the dagger while matrixing spears.
                                Ace ventura - yea the football scene
                                the price is right, bitch.

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