Friday Night Fuckup

[ZeUs!!]

Same, but mine was a few weeks before new years eve 04'. And Im sure mine ended up worse than yours did.

No I'm sure yours was much worse, I just had paranoid friends

[Galleleo]

Jeans is mine da1, go get shot in the army!

[Jeansi]

Gall, he's a fuckin' clerk. They don't get shot <_<

[DoTheFandango]

Why are there Swedish people fighting in my topic?

[Squeezer]

Last night this dude in my dorm found out that his mother went into a coma, and that his gf was pregnant....in the same night.

He drank sooooo fucking much, so a few friends of mine tried to take him for a walk for a bit, but eventually, he was so drunk that they had to call an ambulance (He was having convulsions, and his eyes rolled back into his head).

[ZeUs!!]

Because people from a regional stereotype have far more non-existant bragging credits, not taking into account their social inclinations, their body composition and the amount of friends they have

[Jerome Scuggs]

We had a close call friday too.

I think I really am growing older when I can look and tell who's young just by how irresponsibly they drink. When I go to a party, I usually make sure I've got a driver, I don't drink too much, etc etc etc - fucking kids nowadays just show up at a party, get drunk, and have no idea what they're gonna do (and they don't even think about thje parent aspect)

but yeah, friday this dude showed up, one of pave's friends, and got stoned/drunk and was so fucked up his eyes went independent of eachother - one was left-facing, one was looking up, that kind of thing.

i think the problem is alot of people don't undrstand the time implications of alcohol (sometimes you drink and it takes 20 minutes...sometimes you leap right in, etc), and so they just drink and drink and drink.

[genocidal]

fucking kids nowadays just show up at a party, get drunk, and have no idea what they're gonna do (and they don't even think about thje parent aspect)

This is me every day of my life. I just assume everything will work out once I'm hammered.

[genocidal]

All the Irish people are know are retarded and think that because they are Irish that's a free-pass to talk about how much they drink, can drink, etc. when usually the case is that they're just as much of a pussy as everyone else. The guys I know that are beasts weigh 300 pounds - a small price to pay to be a complete badass based on your alcohol intake, right?

EDIT: Oh yeah, I just figured out kthx's alcohol situation.

[DoTheFandango]

I wish people knew how to hold their liquor. It would make shit so much easier.

[Superted]

I don't like to brag to people online but last night I drunk 50 beers and didn't feel a thing. This alone officially makes me cooler than everybody in this thread.

[duel pasta]

You didn't drink an entire liter of vodka.

I forgot to mentino it was black wodka wich is 23%

[Cops]

I'm like Jerome, at least most of the time. Usually I drink at a friends house so i know I'm crashing and we all make sure we're alive like factious said, give the kid some water and a bucket and check up on him once in awhile.

I've never seen anyone extremely bad expect my friend who drank a bottle of tequila and thought he was in the Da Vinci Code (it was like seeing someone on some type of chemical drug), he tried to choke my friend who he thought was trying to kill him. We basically held him down and waited him for to get a fucking grip. I left the party early so I didn't know how he got home, apparently someone called his mom to warn her that he was drunk and violent.

I was in Montreal over the summer and we wanted to go bar hopping, being cheap, well realistic with my money i decided i should have some pre-drinks. I bought a 6 pack of Heineken and split it with a friend. We headed out I had three beers in me and i was feeling pretty good, I was really interested in seeing some of the older bars downtown. One of my friends can't drink beer fast, it seriously kills me to sit there and watch him drink it. Normally I don't care how long you take to finish a drink but i wasn't in the mood to wait 45 minutes in some bar for him to finish a beer so I kept buying half his beer off him and drinking another for myself.

This was going pretty well, I was chugging a shit load down and it wasn't making my stomach feel upset. We ended up in a sheesha coffee house (thank god they didn't sell alcohol) I started smoking and felt my body completely fucking drunk. I wanted to drink more, I've never been to Montreal and said I was going to the bathroom and walked across the street and had two shots of vodka and Goldslaugher. I completly fucked up, I lied cause I knew my friends wouldn't let me leave and they were fucking pissed at me. I stumbled back across the street sat down and could feel my body completly lose the ability to hold myself up without suppourting myself in some way. I headed for the bathroom, this time one of my friends followed me not belieiving I was actually going to the bathroom. I got in the stall and puked my guts up for a good twenty minutes.

I started drinking some water and sitting on the floor in the bathroom trying to clean myself up, my friend came into the bathroom and helped me out. They helped carry my stupid ass back to the hostel and got me some water and went back to smoke some more sheesha. I felt like ass, I also regret drinking too much that I couldn't spend the whole night out in Montreal having fun not just drinking.

[Facetious]

Smoking shisha while drinking is rarely a good idea.

[genocidal]

That's the only time I let myself smoke anymore. Bad for your brain, ya'know.