Much to my dismay...

[Doc Flabby]

who doesnt like salty nuts with a bit of cheese?

[Superted]

Get some salt out of your cupboard, pour it into the can, put the lid on and shake vigorously?

[Noah]

I regularily get my gf pissed on me because I refuse to eat any meal without meat, same goes for sandwitches.

I'd put an ant on my cheese sandwitch just for the principle if I didn't have any better meat.

[kthx]

Im sorry your girlfriend pisses on you, unless you like that type of thing.

Maybe you could get a girl that didn't piss on you if you knew how to spell sandwiches.

You are gay.

[Mantra-Slider]

when I was in cambodia I almost learned to eat sugared peanuts..

[Doc Flabby]

I regularily get my gf pissed on me because I refuse to eat any meal without meat, same goes for sandwitches.

I'd put an ant on my cheese sandwitch just for the principle if I didn't have any better meat.

he sure does love his meat.....

[Pandagirl!]

Well I work at a customer service desk in a grocery store... all you have to do is take the peanuts back, tell them you got the wrong ones, and ask if you can go get the right ones. And if you want to be super awesome, you can then complain about how they gave you the wrong thing at the deli and you didn't notice until you got home. Then complain about the long lines at the checkouts. Tell them you want your money back. They should give it to you. If they don't, proceed to throw a huge tantrum. Then they'll give you your money back + a 5 dollar gift certificate for the store.

That's what we do at my store at least. You'd be surprised how lax the return policy is.

[PaulOakenfold]

They make lightly salted peanuts because you're behind in your work. This would never have happened otherwise. Before you know it, lightly salted peanuts will be raining down from the skies on you. Get on your shit, god hates you right now.

[Money]

WTF GEN, 4.50 FOR LIGHTLY SALTED MIXED NUTS? I would have given you DEEZ NUTZ for $2.99

[NaiLed]

put your own salt on them then you fuck

[Mantra-Slider]

nailed thinks you should cum on your own nuts

[DoTheFandango]

No, don't bother salting them for yourself. It's not the same thin, powder like, salt as the company dusts on their peanuts. My dad and I like honey roasted, while my mom enjoys unsalted mixed party nuts that taste like shit because she remains adament that they are healthier.

[Mantra-Slider]

chilinuts are the best anyway

[NaiLed]

shut up mantra and shut your mouth now

[Mantra-Slider]

but it would be both healthy and salty..