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    Only in Texas.

    An award-winning Texas art teacher who was reprimanded after one of her fifth-grade students saw a nude sculpture during a trip to a museum has lost her job.

    The school board in Frisco has voted not to renew Sydney McGee's contract after 28 years. She has been on administrative leave.
    http://www.nbc10.com/education/9936513/detail.html




    Oh noes oh noes!
    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

  • #2
    reported for nudity and pr0n.
    Originally posted by Jeenyuss
    sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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    • #3
      damn the man, fight the power~
      My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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      • #4
        Power, equality
        And we're out to get it
        I know some of you ain't wid it
        This party started right in '66
        With a pro-Black radical mix
        Then at the hour of twelve
        Some force cut the power
        And emerged from hell
        It was your so called government
        That made this occur
        Like the grafted devils they were

        J. Edgar Hoover, and he coulda proved to you
        He had King and X set up
        Also the party with Newton, Cleaver and Seale
        He ended, so get up
        Time to get em back
        ( You got it )
        Get back on the track
        ( You got it )
        Originally posted by Jeenyuss
        sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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        • #5
          Are you joking?

          Wow, America does suck.
          Originally posted by Tone
          Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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          • #6
            Texas has museums?

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Kolar View Post
              Texas has museums?
              remember the alamo?


              (its in the basement)

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Kolar View Post
                Texas has museums?
                We place them in the spaces not taken up by 10-gallon-hat factories and cattle ranches.
                Reclusion
                "That's what's so illogical about being a smurf. I mean, what's the point in living if you don't have a dick?"

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                • #9
                  Your comments on Texas are about as valid as saying that all Americans are fat lazy slobs who sell their souls to become corporate whores. While there are definitely plenty of dumbasses in any particular place you choose to visit, most people are the average sensible person (makes sense that most people are average doesnt it?).

                  Anyways allow me to highlight some of the culture that exists in my city in the great state of Texas. Let me do a quick copy and paste from the first google search I do on Austin Museums. This list doesnt even scratch the surface of the rediculous number of museums here.

                  Arthouse at the Jones Center
                  This statewide organization puts together cutting-edge contemporary art exhibits, hosts artists' talks and shows films and videos.

                  Austin Children's Museum
                  Hands-on exhibits include the "Global City," "Funstruction Zone" and "Creation Station."

                  Austin Museum of Art
                  Features changing exhibits of art since 1900 along with a regular hands-on family-friendly activity gallery.

                  Austin Museum of Art — Laguna Gloria
                  Historic 1916 mansion and gardens of early Texas arts patron Clara Driscoll features small exhibits and an outdoor sculpture display on its 12-acre lakeside site.

                  Austin Nature and Science Center
                  Sixty acres of hiking, wildlife viewing, along with the "Discovery Lab," "Dino Pit" and other exhibits.

                  Bob Bullock Texas State History Museum
                  Interactive exhibits outline the course of Texas history. The multi-media Texas Spirit Theatre shows "Star of Destiny." The IMAX Theatre features "Texas: the Big Feature" and special features.

                  Caldwell County Historical Museum
                  Built in 1908 to serve as the Caldwell County Jail, the five-story red brick structure represents a rare example of the Norman castellated style of architecture.

                  Capitol Visitors Center
                  112 E. 11th St.
                  (512) 305-8400
                  www.texascapitolvisitorscenter.com
                  9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Mondays-Saturdays, noon to 5 p.m. Sundays
                  Free
                  Housed in the restored 1857 General Land Office building, the center offers exhibits and displays on Texas history.

                  Elisabet Ney Museum
                  The castle-like stone home and studio of 19th-century German-born artist Elisabet Ney displays her marble sculptures of Texas founding fathers and classical figures.

                  French Legation Museum
                  Built in 1840, the one-story Anglo-French neoclassical style house was built to be the headquaters of the French legate to the Republic of Texas.

                  George Washinton Carver Museum and Cultural Center
                  The first African American neighborhood museum in the state has a new building and many artifacts documenting the history of African Americans locally and nationally.

                  Governor's Mansion
                  Public tours 10 a.m. to 11:40 a.m. Mondays-Thursdays, reservations required.
                  Free
                  Built in 1856, the Antebellum mansion has been the home of Texas governors.

                  Lady Bird Johnson Wildflower Center
                  Botanical garden features a variety of native plants also has exhibits on nature and the landscape.

                  LBJ Library and Museum
                  Free
                  Library of President Lyndon B. Johnson has permanent and rotating exhibits.

                  LBJ National Historical Park
                  Landmarks from President Lyndon B. Johnson's childhood, including a reproduction of his boyhood home and the cattle ranch where he spent his final days.

                  Mexic-Arte Museum
                  Features traditional and contemporary Mexican, Latino and Latin American art. Recognized as the official Mexican and Mexican-American museum of Texas.

                  National Museum of the Pacific War
                  Nine-acre center includes the Admiral NimitzMuseum, Plaza of Presidents, Veterans' Walk of Honor, Japanese Garden of Peace, Center for Pacific War Studies and Pacific Combat Zone, which has displays of aircraft, tanks and anti-aircraft guns.

                  Neill-Cochran House Museum
                  Designed and constructed by Abner Cook, who also built the Governor's Mansion, this 1855 Greek Revivaante elegant home features period furniture and decorations.

                  O. Henry Museum
                  The restored 1886 Queen Anne-style cottage of short-story writer William Sydney Porter, known as O.Henry, who wrote "The Gift of the Magi."

                  Umlauf Sculpture Garden & Museum
                  A museum-style gallery and xeriscaped two acre sculpture garden feature more than 130 works by the late sculptor Charles Umlauf.

                  W.H. Passon Historical Society
                  Named for Wesley H. Passon, a black educator and prominent churchman who lived from 1864 to 1933, the society was formed in 1975 to preserve materials, artifacts and historic sites pertaining to African American culture in Austin and Travis County and is housed in the historic 1888 Southgate-Lewis House.

                  Pioneer Farms
                  An outdoor living history museum depicting the lifestyle of early-day Texanson featuring three historical, working farms.

                  Ransom Center
                  Archives that rank with the Library of Congress feature literary and photographic exhibits. On permanent display is a Gutenberg Bible and the world's first photograph.

                  Republic of Texas Museum
                  "Voices of the Texas Republic" features handwritten letters from Stephen F. Austin, as well as Republic of Texas currency, land grants and newspapers.

                  Texas Memorial Museum
                  Natural history exhibits include dinosaur bones, fossils, gems and Texas wildlife.

                  Texas Military Forces Museum
                  Dioramas, uniforms, aircraft, weapons and vehicles chart the history of the Texas military from the Texas Revolution to the present.

                  Texas Music Museum
                  Collection includes artifacts, documents and reference materials on Texas music.

                  Texas State Cemetery
                  Texas notables such as Stephen F. Austin, "Bigfoot" Wallace, Governor John Connally, U.S. Congresswoman Barbara Jordan and Lieutenant Governor Bob Bullock are buried in the nine-acre cemetery in East Austin.

                  Texas Capitol
                  The restored 1888 Capitol is the working seat of Texas government and is the largest statehouse in the nation.

                  Williamson County Historical Museum
                  Housed in a historic 1911 Beaux Arts former bank building, this museum features rotating exhibits that cover Williamson County's broad history from cattle drives to cotton crops to outlaws.

                  Wittliff Gallery of Southwestern & Mexican Photography
                  This university gallery is devoted to the photography of Mexico and the southwestern United States.


                  And dont forget especially for you LB Austin Museum of Digital Art

                  I can think of 3 museums on campus alone, and im sure theres more that i havent been to. I've gone to see an original gutenberg bible and the first photograph at the harry ransom center. Theres a natural sciences museum showcasing many fossils, minerals, and wildlife. Also on campus is the new Blanton museum with:
                  The Blanton has 17,000 works of art.

                  We are predominantly strong in:

                  * Modern and contemporary American art, including the Mari and James A. Michener Collection of 20th-Century American Art and the C.R. Smith Collection of Art of the American West.
                  * Modern and contemporary Latin American art, including the Barbara Duncan Collection of Latin American Art.
                  * 15th Century to contemporary prints and drawings, featuring the Leo Steinberg Collection.
                  * European Paintings, including the Suida-Manning Collection of Renaissance and Baroque art.

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                  • #10
                    Austin's not exactly representative of the rest of the state from what I've heard.
                    5:gen> man
                    5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednady

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                    • #11
                      Texas is so frickin big that statistically there has to be one or two fucked up places, like Lubbock

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                      • #12
                        Your comments on Texas are about as valid as saying that all Americans are fat lazy slobs who sell their souls to become corporate whores. While there are definitely plenty of dumbasses in any particular place you choose to visit, most people are the average sensible person (makes sense that most people are average doesnt it?).
                        Thank you for taking the topic title and my comments in the OP seriously, esepcially since I've said before and defended that americans are fat lazy slobs.


                        Welcome to the internet, may I take your coat?
                        My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Reclusion View Post
                          We place them in the spaces not taken up by 10-gallon-hat factories and cattle ranches.
                          hahahaha :x

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                          • #14
                            ikillburger, it's quite useless to make texas sound good when your other representative is money on these forums.
                            Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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                            • #15
                              There are good museums in the DFW area: The Kimbell Art Museum, Amon Carter Museum, The Modern Art Museum, the Dallas Museum of Art, Nasher Sculputure Center, and the Crow Collection of Asian Art.
                              Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #98: Every man has his price.

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