Last Minute Costume Ideas!

[Scurvy]

So i decided i'm going to get into the spirit of halloween. unfortunately i am grossly unprepared, so i need ideas.

so far all i have is

"ceiling fan" (paint 'go ceiling' on a tshirt)
"Babysitter" (tape a doll to the ass of my pants)
"nudist on strike" (wear clothing)

obviously i need some assistance. my only supplies are my (your) ingenuity, and a pretty sweet giraffe mask

[PaulOakenfold]

You probably don't even need the mask.

[DoTheFandango]

Mario is really easy, all you need are overalls and a red shirt.

[Facetious]

i taped a potato next to my dick and went as a dictator

[DoTheFandango]

i taped a potato next to my dick and went as a dictator

I just laughed so hard I farted

[Dameon Angell]

Pour fake blood on yourself, get some ketchup, I don't care. Then say you're the homicidal Toys R' Us Giraffe.

[Aquatiq]

and Frog.

[Scurvy]

i dont have overalls. or a potato.

[gran guerrero]

i'm actually going as mario. I got a friend going as Luigi.

oh so for your costume...

you could wear all pink then put a shoe on top of your head.
bubblegum under your shoe...


(I'm not sure, but this post makes me feel all deja vu of another thread...)

[genocidal]

Go as a hippie, you already have the hemp.

[Jeenyuss]

i got foam and put blue lines across it and a hole for my head. i am going as a sheet of paper

[Dameon Angell]

and Frog.

llllllmmmmmmmmmmmmmmfffffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooo oo

[Scurvy]

hey, thanks for all the advice....i've decided to simply go in my "sunday best"

simple enough.

[Scurvy]

i'd also like to take the opportunity to point out my sweet new bachelor pad.
please notice the escher print, abbey road poster, Painting (by yours truly).

also the complete anthology of both calvin and hobbes and the far side.

yes ladies, this could all be within your grasp.

[NaiLed]

i bought the abbey road poster the other day

p.s. hobbes sucks