Swiss Army Phone

[RabbitRapist]

New Swiss Army Phone May Pose Health Risks

[ConcreteSchlyrd]

At least quote your source if you're going to be ripping off The Onion.

[Divine Rides]

Made me think of Salvador Dali's lobster phone

[Andy Rooney]

Hahahahahahaha lobster phone. Hahahaha.

[GuruMeditation]

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[Divine Rides]

Originally posted by Andy Rooney
Hahahahahahaha lobster phone. Hahahaha.

You think that's funny, it's considered high art. (I don't know if it's considered 'high' art or not, but when i put the 'high' in front of the art it made me feel better about this post)

[Andy Rooney]

That is one of the best things I have ever seen. I hear he was big into various hallcinogens.

[Divine Rides]

not entirely sure about his drug history but he's an A-1 crazy dude- there's a documentary on him you can probably get at indy-video stores- crazy shit, he spends part of the video in a giant egg yelling "meeelk" (milk) and "feeesh" (fish) as he throws said objects around.

[ÆNIMA]

The Onion is great, you people should read it religiously.

[Bigwig]

i go to Landover Baptist religiously

[Bioture]

Pfffft you call those inventions? Us azns are way WAY ahead of you.

[Bioture]

[Superted]

Originally posted by Bioture

new way to hang oneself

[hogo]

i had 2 books with stuff like that in it bio ima try and find them