Lightbulb Jokes

[Scurvy]

i was doing this with some friends...
Take some of a player's characteristics and create a infamous "lightbulb" joke about them.

examples:

Q: How many pandagirls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, she prefers to sit in the dark and cry

Q: How many TW staff does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two: one to screw it in, and one to ban the old one for racism because it blacked out in the first place.

Q: how many Telcat's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None: it screws itself in as the world revolves around her.

Q: How many TW forum members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 4, one to do it, one to wikipedia lightbulbs, one to simple wikipedia it, and one to do a diagram of it in MS paint so we can post it.

lets hear what you got.

[Mr. Peanuts]

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw Scurvy

[Pandagirl!]

Ouch

I am so not emo (anymore).

[Aquatiq]

How many LeBrons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
4: One to screw it in, one to whine about how he's too afraid to screw it in, one to reminisce about the old days when screwing it in was different, and one to silently go jump in a pool

[Troll King]

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. The challenge is getting them inside it first.

[DoTheFandango]

How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, vegans can't change anything.

[D1st0rt]

obligatory

y screw in lightbulb if -2ez-

[PH]

Q: How many liberals does it take to change a light bulb?
A: At least ten. They need to hold a debate on whether or not the light bulb exists. Even if they can agree upon the existence of the light bulb they still may not change it to keep from alienating those who might use other forms of light.

[Jerome Scuggs]

q: how many PH's does it take to screw in a lightbulb

a: none, he hates yellow things

[Jerome Scuggs]

q: how many centurion's does it take to screw in a lightbulb

a: canned corn beef

[Jerome Scuggs]

q: how many d1st0rt's does it take to screw in a lightbulb

a: one to program a bot to screw it in, one to program a backdoor into the bot, and one to then spam ?help cross-zone

[Jerome Scuggs]

q: how many nicknames does it take to screw in a lightbulb

a: three. one to screw it in, one to collect his bag of street cred, and one to use his detective skills to find out who da fuk broke the lightbulb in the first place

[Jerome Scuggs]

q: how many Eck's does it take to screw in a lightbulb

a: one. he's kind of a boring person

[Jerome Scuggs]

q: how many warks does it take to screw in a lightbulb

a: three: one to screw it in, one to call it a "filthy broken jap bulb" over and over, and one to plot the demise of the entire light bulb industry by sleeping with the female CEO

[Jerome Scuggs]

q: how many facetiouses does it take to screw in a lightbulb

a: one, because he can perform manual labor and berate something at the same time