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  • #46
    how many drunk scurvs does it take?

    why the fuck is he drinking on a monday ngiht

    and why the fuck is he drinking and then getting on the forums.

    what the helllll

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    • #47
      Originally posted by turmio
      jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
      Originally posted by grand
      I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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      • #48
        Q: How many Animols does it take to screw in a lightbulb
        A: !
        USA WORLD CHAMPS

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        • #49
          q: How many ThiX's does it take in to screw in a lightbulb?

          a: Candy coated apple?

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          • #50
            Originally posted by Jerome Scuggs View Post
            q: how many PH's does it take to screw in a lightbulb

            a: none, he hates yellow things
            like your girlfriend

            oooooo~

            jk :wub:
            My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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            • #51
              Originally posted by Liquid Blue View Post
              like your girlfriend

              oooooo~

              jk :wub:
              Oh snaps dawg!

              YOU SUCKAS GOT SERVED.

              especially Jerome!





































              *note: given the fact that my asian gf is filipino, she is brown....Not yellow.
              Originally posted by Tone
              Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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              • #52
                do you know what we do around here to people with yellow fever
                DO YOU

                ok neither do i but if you bring one of those things near me i cannot be held accountable for any ensuing carnage
                Originally posted by Tone
                It is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.
                Originally posted by the_paul
                Gargle battery acid fuckface
                Originally posted by Material Girl
                I tried downloading a soundcard

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                • #53
                  Ooooooooo do I know what you mean.

                  I have the Avian Flu bad.
                  Originally posted by Tone
                  Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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                  • #54
                    PH likes those polka-dot girls

                    can't get enough of them
                    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                    • #55
                      I screwed your gf though squeez.
                      Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by Liquid Blue View Post
                        like your girlfriend

                        oooooo~

                        jk :wub:
                        actually that was the point of my lightbulb joke.
                        NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

                        internet de la jerome
                        because the internet | hazardous

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                        • #57
                          how many lightbulbs does it take to screw squeezers gf?

                          none, just jerome.

                          ???

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                          • #58
                            speaking of, there are two asian females i got to break up with their boyfriends. need to plan accordingly for the weekend
                            NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

                            internet de la jerome
                            because the internet | hazardous

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                            • #59
                              rofl. i just pictured the dude in your avatar having a threesome with two hot asian chicks. i'm giving you the benefit of the doubt, and assuming they're hot.

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                              • #60

                                NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

                                internet de la jerome
                                because the internet | hazardous

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