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  • #76
    maybe ill jerk off and pass out
    Big Chill

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    • #77
      thinks that he and the person below him is cool.
      Originally posted by Jeenyuss
      sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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      • #78
        Thinks he would fit in by making similar post to everyone elses
        1:Kthx> Hey Cower ill let you play the next game if you can name me five medieval weapons.
        1:Cower> Sword
        1:Kthx> ok
        1:Cower> Axe
        1:Kthx> WAIT, YOU GOT IT
        1:Cower> ?
        1:Kthx> GET OFF THE CHAT

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        • #79
          When can I finally get to do da1 in the bum?
          ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
          Failure teaches success.
          . â–²
          ▲ ▲

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          • #80
            I hope no one ever finds out I'm really a swedish girl living in Oklahoma.
            My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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            • #81
              Artsy!
              Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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              • #82
                Wondering how to pronounce his own name.
                Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                • #83
                  Definitely not thinking about the easy pronunciation guide
                  USA WORLD CHAMPS

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                  • #84
                    numbers..
                    Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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                    • #85
                      "Man, Will Smith is an awesome black actor. But I don't think he'd cut it in the white actors' world."
                      Originally posted by Tone
                      It is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.
                      Originally posted by the_paul
                      Gargle battery acid fuckface
                      Originally posted by Material Girl
                      I tried downloading a soundcard

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                      • #86
                        disney can't withstand my cock fury
                        sigpic
                        All good things must come to an end.

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                        • #87
                          Man I wish I could meet a nice, wealthy, plump, respectable woman of Middle Eastern Descent on these forums.
                          1: hed> does aquatiq go to your school
                          1: oar> yeah
                          1: hed> go talk to her and be like "baby, lemme get those digits"
                          1: hed> and after dinner
                          1: hed> "howbout you unban apt"

                          7: flared> so me and my friends talked shit back to him
                          7: flared> THEN we find out he's in the crips

                          3: oar> do you like strawberry shortcake?
                          3: Nimesh> my sis does
                          3: oar> http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erry+shortcake

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                          • #88
                            I spank myself to gay midget porn
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                            All good things must come to an end.

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                            • #89
                              Originally posted by gran guerrero View Post
                              I spank myself to gay midget porn
                              The point of the game is not to type what you're thinking, but to type what you think the person above you is thinking.

                              On topic:
                              Death to America!
                              1: hed> does aquatiq go to your school
                              1: oar> yeah
                              1: hed> go talk to her and be like "baby, lemme get those digits"
                              1: hed> and after dinner
                              1: hed> "howbout you unban apt"

                              7: flared> so me and my friends talked shit back to him
                              7: flared> THEN we find out he's in the crips

                              3: oar> do you like strawberry shortcake?
                              3: Nimesh> my sis does
                              3: oar> http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erry+shortcake

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                              • #90
                                Thinking it's getting harder and harder to resist the urge to play again.

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