It's true, a spring snake pops out of the cd case when you open it.
the pass them off as a spring snake. due to a decrease in record sales, they were able to stock every single sold album with a carefully preserved aborted fetus from Britanny. take THAT non-pirating musica america!
"A number of Hollywood gossip websites had reported Spears left Federline several days ago, taking their children to a local Los Angeles hotel. The reason? Federline allegedly flew into a rage and destroyed property after Spears laughed at a tape of his WWE appearances. "
I heard they signed a prenup, Brittney has to pay him $120k a year, owned.
My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
"A number of Hollywood gossip websites had reported Spears left Federline several days ago, taking their children to a local Los Angeles hotel. The reason? Federline allegedly flew into a rage and destroyed property after Spears laughed at a tape of his WWE appearances. "
I heard they signed a prenup, Brittney has to pay him $120k a year, owned.
And he'll be hella rich and famous forever as the guyu that boned Britney Spears.
I wish I were as tight as K Fed.
Originally posted by Tone
Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better
Sorry to get your hopes up, I just found out it's supposedly 30k a month for 12 months, which is more realistic than 120k a year for however long.
That's still pretty funny though, can't believe she was stupid enough to sign a pre-nup.
My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
Did she adopt another baby after popping out his, or did he actually land two off of her?
My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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