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Well, he's like Justin Timberlake---but without the distraction of having any musical talent or charisma. What could possibly go wrong?
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I read that Fed will go after the kids because of the prenup agreement thingy.. because appereantly britney is worth 93 million and he ain't getting nothing (cept for that 30k). So he wants to use the kids to get something..Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.Comment
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yeah, i'd be fucking pissed if i were a demi-celebrity, banged brittany spears, and only got 30kComment
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This was a GOP ploy that tried to distract young people from voting. Thankfully no one cared.Originally posted by JeenyussComment
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Sarcasm much?Originally posted by Squeezer View PostMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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Funny.
I have heard a few of the guys songs. He actually isn't a terrible rapper, but its pretty much everything else besides the rapping that is wrong with the music. I saw him perform his single on TV, and I had to turn it off in disgust. The guy is going on about how he is so rich, and "in my own tax bracket" when the only reason is because he married that stupid bitch.
And the hell with Britney, too. She's just a trailer trash pig. I'm surprised she kept the illusion going so long that she wasn't.
The best thing about this is all of the jokes about it that will be on Leno and Conan.
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Brit should move with the kids to the Bahamas and move in with Anna Nicole Smith and start a lesbian relationship. This way both of them can have there kids and keep them away from their fathers.May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.Comment
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When was the last time she even came out with a hit song, 2003, 2004?My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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still have virtually no clue who kfed is besides a wanna be blackie1:abbot> i think i played well
1:brookus> abbot last time i checked YOU lost
1:brookus> so im going to say that YOU sucked as well
7:Sleuth> HOW DO YOU FUCKS SAY CRACKER
7:Vue> WE SAY CRACKER
7:Vue> U DIPSHIT
7:Rampage Jackson> wtf are you guys drunk or 15?
7:Vue> lol jackson when sleuth is online everyone becomes 15
oar> i got rejected from Stray
oar> and both of their caps are on my personal chat
oar> but its okComment
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His latest song on the radio is quite good, but that's more thanks to Timberland than to him. At the very least he knows how to dance for a white guy, I remember seeing one of his videos in the gym where he turns into a human beat box in the middle of it and starts sliding around.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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I used to think Justin Timberlake was a pre-fabricated, prettyboy douchebag until I saw him on SNL a few years ago. He was way more charismatic than I ever gave him credit for. Sure, huge credit goes to the writers at SNL, but 99.9% of the time the skit will not be funny if the delivery sucks.Originally posted by Riesen View Post
I mean, say what you will about Nsync, or whatever they were called. I think that kind of manufactured teen-fluff music is totally fucking shit---but the fact of the matter is, he can sing, dance, act...etc. And he's still around. The rest of those other guys fell off the map. If he didn't have talent, he wouldn't be around anymore either.
Bring it on down to OMLETTEVILLE!
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Yeah, for a honkey Justin Timberlake can cut some rug.Originally posted by ToneComment
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