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    i left on a quest for booze around midnight with 20 bucks in my pocket. sparing you details, (the ones i remember) i woke up in my apt. this morning with two chicks in my bed, a dude in my shower, 5 fifths on my counter, and 40 extra bucks in my wallet.

    i kept refering to our alcohol as a "One." (because we had five fifths.)

    lets hear it for the end of finals week!

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    $$$
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    1:money> lWTF I ASKED FOR BUTT SECKS AND U DIDNT GIVE ME THAT.
    1:money> i need a loose-meat butthole



    Evasive <E> wtf
    Evasive <E> GIMME MY BOT
    caco <ER>> )Oo
    caco <ER>> bot thief!
    caco <ER>> duel me for it
    Evasive <E> no!
    Cigarettes> wunderbar?

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    • #3
      I want details.
      5:gen> man
      5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednady

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      • #4
        well we went to some liquor store with a friend, because he knew the guy who worked there--he was going to buy us what we wanted as soon as he got off his shift. but we ended up meeting this guy named Obey, and we got to talking, and found out that he knew another one of our friends who was waiting back at where we were headed. So we gave Obey some cash and a list and sent him into the liquor store. we waited like 10 minutes and finally saw Obey sprinting away with a large paper bag. We started to freak out, but he turned around and came back laughing. funny guy. anyways, we took our "one" back to the Apt and there were people there. We ended up doing drunken card tricks that amazed everybody involved, and i got into a VERY in depth discussion about super smash brothers. i'm fuzzy on the rest of the night, but i remember going to McDonalds at 4 am because thats when they start getting breakfast. so we got our bfast burritos and headed back...i have no idea where the cash came from or all this liquor. i also dont know the guy who was in my shower, but he took off pretty quick. sorry if the details are insufficient :-/

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Scurvy View Post
          i left on a quest for booze around midnight with 20 bucks in my pocket. sparing you details, (the ones i remember) i woke up in my apt. this morning with two chicks in my bed, a dude in my shower, 5 fifths on my counter, and 40 extra bucks in my wallet.

          i kept refering to our alcohol as a "One." (because we had five fifths.)

          lets hear it for the end of finals week!
          I had sex with two chicks at the same time

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          • #6
            I got drunk and played Call of Duty 3 for a long time.

            What a night.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Scurvy View Post
              i left on a quest for booze around midnight with 20 bucks in my pocket. sparing you details, (the ones i remember) i woke up in my apt. this morning with two chicks in my bed, a dude in my shower, 5 fifths on my counter, and 40 extra bucks in my wallet.

              i kept refering to our alcohol as a "One." (because we had five fifths.)

              lets hear it for the end of finals week!
              This one time i threw a party at my apartment, and i ended up crashing in my bed with this girl and this other guy on the other side of the girl, and in the middle of the night i found myself fondling her vagina, and we ended up having sex right there next to the guy.
              Warning: Disconnected From Server.
              paralyze> what is this, some sort of gay-out?
              paralyze> and nice try
              Sleuth> WTF
              Sleuth> OK QUIET
              JuNkA> LOL
              Sleuth> THOUGHTS COMING
              Sleuth> SHHH

              Warning: Disconnected From Server
              Thoughts> u wish
              Sleuth> WHAT THE FUCK
              Vue> LOOL
              Sleuth> LOLOLOLOL
              Sleuth> ABBOT IS COMING
              Sleuth> QUIET

              Warning: Disconnected from server
              abbot> ..
              Thoughts> LMFAO
              paralyze> ROFL
              Sleuth> stfu

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Rhino_haha View Post
                This one time i threw a party at my apartment, and i ended up crashing in my bed with this girl and this other guy on the other side of the girl, and in the middle of the night i found myself fondling her vagina, and we ended up having sex right there next to the guy.
                At our party these two girls went down on me but one of them sucked my balls too hard and I lost my erection.

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                • #9
                  The closest I've come to slamming two chicks at the same time was in high school when I fucked a girl in a hotel room (2 double beds) with two girls sleeping in the other bed.

                  EDIT: Oh yeah and I watched a video of two of my friends fucking one of the dude's girlfriend. Suck n' fuck.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Stompa View Post
                    At our party these two girls went down on me but one of them sucked my balls too hard and I lost my erection.
                    lol it's even more awesome because it happened on the same night mine did.

                    high five o/
                    Warning: Disconnected From Server.
                    paralyze> what is this, some sort of gay-out?
                    paralyze> and nice try
                    Sleuth> WTF
                    Sleuth> OK QUIET
                    JuNkA> LOL
                    Sleuth> THOUGHTS COMING
                    Sleuth> SHHH

                    Warning: Disconnected From Server
                    Thoughts> u wish
                    Sleuth> WHAT THE FUCK
                    Vue> LOOL
                    Sleuth> LOLOLOLOL
                    Sleuth> ABBOT IS COMING
                    Sleuth> QUIET

                    Warning: Disconnected from server
                    abbot> ..
                    Thoughts> LMFAO
                    paralyze> ROFL
                    Sleuth> stfu

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                    • #11
                      wow. we certainly are very open about this, aren't we?

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Rhino_haha View Post
                        lol it's even more awesome because it happened on the same night mine did.

                        high five o/
                        \o

                        EDIT* Even more awesome bc that guy that was also in your bed had a huge crush on that girl.

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                        • #13
                          It's so ez to score with drunken chicks, I must have scored at least 1000 times myself...only thing is that when I wake up in the morning, I don't remember a thing...and the chick is gone...
                          Originally posted by Disliked
                          However, I have a bigger problem, being an atheist for 9 years, most of it during my teenage years I've become a little addicted to masterbation. I've tried to stop and even asked God to help but I'm unable to resist the temptation and it's driving me insane with grief.


                          Originally posted by concealed
                          when i was on incuria i took 40 mgs of adderol like an hour before every match. didnt help me that much :X

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by CrvenBan View Post
                            It's so ez to score with drunken chicks, I must have scored at least 1000 times myself...only thing is that when I wake up in the morning, I don't remember a thing...and the chick is gone...
                            Except for me when it was about 2 hours since anybody had a drink and i remember everything and she was less drunk than i was.
                            Warning: Disconnected From Server.
                            paralyze> what is this, some sort of gay-out?
                            paralyze> and nice try
                            Sleuth> WTF
                            Sleuth> OK QUIET
                            JuNkA> LOL
                            Sleuth> THOUGHTS COMING
                            Sleuth> SHHH

                            Warning: Disconnected From Server
                            Thoughts> u wish
                            Sleuth> WHAT THE FUCK
                            Vue> LOOL
                            Sleuth> LOLOLOLOL
                            Sleuth> ABBOT IS COMING
                            Sleuth> QUIET

                            Warning: Disconnected from server
                            abbot> ..
                            Thoughts> LMFAO
                            paralyze> ROFL
                            Sleuth> stfu

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Rhino_haha View Post
                              Except for me when it was about 2 hours since anybody had a drink and i remember everything and she was less drunk than i was.
                              I get whiskey dick

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