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I made another thread and said too small. Their penises are too small, not the condoms.
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I made another thread and said too small. Their penises are too small, not the condoms.5:gen> man
5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednady -
Oh, so that's why the indian was crying in that commerical. -
I'm sure they make up for it with yoga and spices.
EDIT: *sexuallyMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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Not that kind
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Sorry Cape/Ekko!
By the way, I always heard that Native Americans had among the biggest. It has to be true because I'm part Native American and I got 14 inches no lie; I'm a motherfucking see-saw.Comment
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This guy disagrees.
2:Displaced> k washed my nuts, hope they stop itching now
2:Displaced> now its my fucking foot that is itching, FOR FUCKS SAKE
2:Eeks> there was this girl that had a crush on me
2:Eeks> and she had the biggest boobs i've ever seen live
2:Eeks> had back problems too i think
2:Eeks> it was kinda disturbing when her boobs were bigger than her head
1:DangerGirl> spider, give your cap to era
1:spider> Wooooohoo!
1:spider> .*passes the hat*
1:Erathia> <eats the hat>Comment
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Which Indian is it? If it's the Native Americans, that's like another blow to their already pretty disappointing lives.
If it's the Asian Indians, no shocker there.Originally posted by JeenyussComment
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Seeing as the survey was done in India.. and it says south Asia in the link. If that wasn't enough hints, it also says BBC News, Delhi.Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.Comment
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My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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awww, too bad for Cape, Tanzu, Eelam and all other indians
"I'm a fucking walking paradox, no I'm not
Threesomes with a fucking triceratops, Reptar" - Tyler the Creator
Yonkers video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSbZidsgMfwComment
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I have this problem too, my condoms were slightly too big...... Then I realized I was using Elephant condoms! YA! That's right! I'm HUGE!
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Formerly EEK! A Spider!
Former TW Moderator, still an all around nice guyComment
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I've heard that elephants have like 1 inch penises.-KawraeComment
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How could they find it then?! Duh.Spider
Formerly EEK! A Spider!
Former TW Moderator, still an all around nice guyComment
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I can't believe there was confusion on which Indians the article was refering too. There's only one race of Indians and they're from India hence why they're called Indians. Native Americans are not from India... afaik.Comment
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