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ok first of all i just finished out my last tube of toothpaste, and i was pretty fucking proud of myself because that doesnt happen more than once every few months and i really fucking used every bit of it. ANYWAY so i get this new toothpaste, some "aquafresh extreme clean" and i open and im like holy shit this looks like a fucking space ship. it claims to do all this shit, and i look at the active ingredient, and its the same as every other goddamn toothpaste.. sodium flouride. i am like god i am a sucker. but then i actually use they shit and it really did foam up and feel all tingly. so what the fuck why dont they put more ingredients under active ingredients? cause obviously they are fucking active. if i buy whiteneing toothpaste, by god i better be able to see that there is something in there that actually fucking whitens shit.
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Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
apt>yes u can wtf
apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
apt>so i dont miss the toilet
Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
apt>na
apt>ill show you pictures
apt>next time I masturbate -
then again, if it said bleach on the package, some ppl would be scared by thatIll-timed force will be ineffective; act with precision; timing is everything. Knowing where and when to strike is more important than strength; misapplied ability is disability. Unreasonable or undue force will defeat itself
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May I inquire as to where you purchase your Ganja?
So that I may procure some for myself, as it appears to be of fine quality.
SEE THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG WIT YOU WHITE MUHFUCKAS, YA'LL ALWAYS TRYNA -FORCE A MOTHAFUCKA TO DO SOMETHIN- YA'LL ALWAYS TRYNA FORCE A MUHFUCKA TO SEE SHIT YOUR WAY.
AND IT BACKFIYAHS. EVERY. FUCKIN. TIME.
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was there any reefer in that toothpaste?
Cause this crest bullshit aint workin for me anymore, i need to be hittin what you been takin mengsigpic
All good things must come to an end.Comment
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hit this 8======================DComment
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toothpaste - it's what's for dinnerComment
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Fuck yeah man! I got a 5 pack of that shit from Costco. That shit is like awesome.Comment
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haha yeah i did sound fucking high. i had been awake for 40 hours and was on the verge of passing out. but i still wanna know.Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
apt>yes u can wtf
apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
apt>so i dont miss the toilet
Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
apt>na
apt>ill show you pictures
apt>next time I masturbateComment
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Lol when I saw the thread title at first glimpse I thought it said ' A thoothpaste Injury', and ventured in very curious.Comment
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I think they put sodium bicarbonate (baking soda) or something like that to make it fizz slightly, this isn't actually doing anything to your teeth but makes you think it is cause it's fizzing!USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
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actually that's caused by sodium lauryl sulfate, and almost all toothpastes have it. this one is especially foamy.Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
apt>yes u can wtf
apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
apt>so i dont miss the toilet
Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
apt>na
apt>ill show you pictures
apt>next time I masturbateComment
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It's for Halloween if you wanna pretend to have rabies.Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.Comment
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me too, actually... especially considering it was za who postedOriginally posted by Pummel View PostComment
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