Another Pussy Thread

[kthx]

There are many kinds of cat, which one do you have.

The loud purring cat

This is the best kind of cat, when you pet it, it purrs loudly and it makes me feel good inside to know that I am making the cat happy.

The crazy cat

Scary stuff here, the cat has finally been harassed for so long that it has a screw loose, this is the kind of cat that jumps out from behind walls and beds and tries to scratch at you, or that jumps up on you super fast and scares you.

The old cat

Content to just lay around because its getting old, this kind of cat is alright to have, it just gets annoying walking around him sleeping in the path of your floor, or always seeing him lounging about in sun spots.

[Expunge]

Furry
Cute and fuzzy, this kind feels good to stroke for hours on end, although sometimes it makes you sneeze.

[gran guerrero]

In before closed cat
No explanation required.

[Killer Soldier]

The Hairless Cat
This cat is nice without hair.. It doesnt leave hair everywhere. The downside to this cat is petting it may leave oils on your hand. But no worry, if you wash this cat once a week it'll be fine.

[kthx]

The Hungry cat

When this cat is ready to inhale something, its mouth starts drooling, you have to make sure that when the cat gets to this point you have to make sure to get something in it quickly.

The Black cat

The scariest of all pussies, if one crosses your path make sure to run.

[Lizard Fuel]

The George W. Bush Cat

The type of cat that is always making the wrong decisions. Stay in or Pull out?

[kthx]

The type of cat that is always making the wrong decisions. Stay in or Pull out?

Wrong kind of pussy you idiot, we are talking about cats.. sick fuck, you should get banned.

[Scurvy]

The Man Cat

actually its an asshole. and Pummel is deathly afraid of it.

[Killer Soldier]

The Big Cat
This cat sits around and does nothing all day. Its so lazy yet when it gets up its spread is so wide from the fat.

[Scurvy]

The Black Cat

The scariest of all cats, if one crosses your path make sure to run.

rofl with the Richards avatar

[kthx]

Guys.. we are talking about cats here, please take your racist, sexist, and other offensive comments away from this legitmate post about everyones favorite animal, the cat.

BTW Killer Soldier, I used to have a big cat myself, it died recently, I sure do miss goddess.

[Killer Soldier]

The Attention Seeking Cat
This cat just wants attention. It meows all the time until you pet it and won't leave you alone. When you go over to pet it, it runs away.

[kthx]

The powerhungry cat

No matter how many times you push it off the couch the cat tries to get back up and get on your lap, eventually the cat tries to act non-chalantly about it and walks off but you know it still wants to sit on your lap.

[Killer Soldier]

The Siamese Cat
This cat is usually very small. You may want to avoid this cat or else your skin may become irritated. In some parts of the world, the siamese cat is very popular.

[kthx]

The bloody cat

If you have a cat that likes to go outside, then you know all about this cat, if the cat becomes bloody you might have to go to the store for it and pick up items to stop the blood from coming out. Make sure you either plug up the hole that is causing the bleeding, or atleast put a cover over it. Your cat might be a little irritable at this time, just tell your cat you love it and it will be ok in a few days.