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so i just got back from gay paris and my friends had made some great brownies (the special kind) with like four ounces in one batch of butter and my dog got into my bag and ate all four of them so she had to go to the doggie hospital and then on christmas all my family (grandmas + grandpas too) gave me such a hard time with their lame jokes like "i hope you didn't bring anything to lunch" and "don't go downstairs, you don't know what you'll find". FUCKING DOG RUINED MY LIFE
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Your story touched my heart.f
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is your dog alive?Originally posted by turmioOriginally posted by grandComment
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i want to party with that dog.sigpic
All good things must come to an end.Comment
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shoulda ate em b4 he had the chance
but my dog got into my fucking candy tonite too, i hope he gets the shits from hellIll-timed force will be ineffective; act with precision; timing is everything. Knowing where and when to strike is more important than strength; misapplied ability is disability. Unreasonable or undue force will defeat itself
1:money> lWTF I ASKED FOR BUTT SECKS AND U DIDNT GIVE ME THAT.
1:money> i need a loose-meat butthole
Evasive <E> wtf
Evasive <E> GIMME MY BOT
caco <ER>> )Oo
caco <ER>> bot thief!
caco <ER>> duel me for it
Evasive <E> no!
Cigarettes> wunderbar?Comment
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