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  • The one date I went on in 1979 that ended in disaster





    i sure got alot of pussy though

    my long, black gun of love was cocke and ready and that hot, wet pussy just leapt to try to avoid it, but it was weak and frail so i was able to blow my explosive load no problem



    just keepin' it on-topic, guys
    NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

    internet de la jerome

    because the internet | hazardous

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    win
    1: hed> does aquatiq go to your school
    1: oar> yeah
    1: hed> go talk to her and be like "baby, lemme get those digits"
    1: hed> and after dinner
    1: hed> "howbout you unban apt"

    7: flared> so me and my friends talked shit back to him
    7: flared> THEN we find out he's in the crips

    3: oar> do you like strawberry shortcake?
    3: Nimesh> my sis does
    3: oar> http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erry+shortcake

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    • #3
      $

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      • #4
        Subj, you stole that from me.
        Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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        • #5
          :wub:

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          • #6
            Is that gun real?

            Cuz you should never blow out a pussy.
            Originally posted by Tone
            Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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            • #7
              Your girl's sorta surprisingly hot. For a, your know, jerome scuggs' girl... :thumbsup:
              5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
              5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
              5: Da1andonly> =((
              5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
              5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
              5: Epinephrine> oh shit

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              • #8
                Yea I agree, she's hot. ^-^
                Regency> not in for dd lol
                Regency> would rather eat some cock ;<

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                • #9
                  she looks like shes 14
















                  does she have a younger sister?


                  1996 Minnesota State Pooping Champion

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Squeezer View Post
                    Is that gun real?

                    Cuz you should never blow out a pussy.
                    Jerome always uses my black magnum on his pussy
                    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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