There is an ...

[T3l Ca7]

There is an octopus in the rock pool I frequent.

It has been there for at least a couple of day. Last time I saw it, it was the size of two fists put together and was hiding in the deepest part of a gap between two rocks. This time, It looked much bigger, either that or the hole it hiding in was too small for its fat butt.

At first it didn't notice me (who was 1 meter above), and had its arms out. But as I dived down, it sensed my presence. I was like: "wanna duel?". It didn't want to duel, and quickly retrieved its arms and tried to pretend to be a piece of rock.

I thought it would be unwise to annoy an angry octopus that may or may not be poisonous. So I circled above it for a couple of minutes then left.

[Twerp]

Blackhole

[GHB]

why don}t you marry it if you love it so much

[DoTheFandango]

This is, seriously, the dumbest thing I have ever read.

[GHB]

wikipedia for tentacle rape.

[T3l Ca7]

Hey GHB, I am coming over to London in 3 weeks time (and yes I am flying business class again).


And since I will be in Europe for 3 months (for work), I might drop in your backyard and kidnap you dog/cat. I might even steal your bicycle and make your grandma to tremble with fears.


So be nice to me for the next months, kz?

<3,


-Tel

[Pummel]

Hey GHB, I am coming over to London in 3 weeks time (and yes I am flying business class again).


And since I will be in Europe for 3 months (for work), I might drop in your backyard and kidnap you dog/cat. I might even steal your bicycle and make your grandma to tremble with fears.


So be nice to me for the next months, kz?

<3,


-Tel

She'll smother your face with her fat fucking stomach.

[GHB]

Hey GHB, I am coming over to London in 3 weeks time (and yes I am flying business class again).


And since I will be in Europe for 3 months (for work), I might drop in your backyard and kidnap you dog/cat. I might even steal your bicycle and make your grandma to tremble with fears.


So be nice to me for the next months, kz?

<3,


-Tel

do you have a picture of yourself in a kimono telc@t

[T3l Ca7]

I don't ... do you?

[Sleuth]

There is an octopus in the rock pool I frequent.

It has been there for at least a couple of day. Last time I saw it, it was the size of two fists put together and was hiding in the deepest part of a gap between two rocks. This time, It looked much bigger, either that or the hole it hiding in was too small for its fat butt.

At first it didn't notice me (who was 1 meter above), and had its arms out. But as I dived down, it sensed my presence. I was like: "wanna duel?". It didn't want to duel, and quickly retrieved its arms and tried to pretend to be a piece of rock.

I thought it would be unwise to annoy an angry octopus that may or may not be poisonous. So I circled above it for a couple of minutes then left.

I....no

[Ivan]

its telcat... run

[Vykromond]

fassinating

[IKM]

Remember that part in Billy Maddison where Adam Sandler says something incredibly stupid, and the gameshow host is like "lolomgwtfbbq, everyone in the room is stupider from having heard you speak?" If posts could speak and that gameshow host was registered to the forums, he would probably say the same thing all over again.

[Liquid Blue]

hm how about a story of some shit named joe,joe was some dude out in the sea,he liked to fucking fish and catch birds and all kinds of hippy shit,one day joe went to go fish some cheap crap so he could eat for that day,now joe sucks at fucking fishing he never catches shit,and so joe came up with a awsome idea,what if he catched a mermaid and used her to get rich!

So joe set out to catch some fish slut,he traveled and traveled but couldent find shit couse joe is not too smart,but one day joe found a mermaid out on some stupid rock in the sea,he swam over to the mermaid and sneaked in real close now,before the stupid bitch could do anything joe went and grabbed and tied her up and such,now joe being a sick shit and a fisher man and whatever,he would of done the old banga banga with the fish chick right there but he just couldent find a hole to stick it in,so he just dragged her away.

And so joe goes to some retard town with hes slut fish to sell it,everyones freaking the fuck out becouse here comes a fucking skinny shit dragging some fish freak,when he tries to sell the bitch no one will take her,everyones scared to shit,so joe gets real mad and starts to flail the slutfish around,all of the sudden fucking thunder comes out of her and fries the frikken merchant,joe looks at hes slutfish and goes "yeaaaaaa"

It is at that time,that joe the blackscale was born,with hes mighty lightning fish flail,joe conqured the retard town,he killed 40% of the population with the fish flail,then when the town was enslaved,he used to the bones to build himself a ship made out of bones,then he gather all the women and tied them to the hull in places where there were bone gaps,and so joe sailed off on hes boat made out of bones and women,to conqure the world.

to this day hes titles still remain:the runner of running-the jumper of gaps-the allmight everliving jetpack god of the sea.


edit- and no i didn't think up that brilliant story but something good needs to come out of this topic

[T3l Ca7]

Holey sheet, I think there might be two or more octopus in the pool. Oh no, I don't want hundreds of baby octopus to be crawling on the pool floor.