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  • #16
    England was old and small and they started out running out of places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a "bone-house" and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, one out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had been burying people alive. So they thought they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the "graveyard shift") to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be "saved by the bell" or was considered a "dead ringer.

    Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor.

    Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children-last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it-hence the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the bath water.

    Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw, piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the dogs, cats and other small animals (mice rats, and bugs lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof-hence the saying "It's raining cats and dogs."

    There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could really mess up your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds came into existence.

    The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt, hence the saying "dirt poor."

    The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh on the floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they kept adding more thresh until when you opened the door it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entry way-hence, a "thresh hold."

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    • #17
      Honestly?

      When the one-hit wonders were actually worth buying the whole CD for.

      Citizen King? Train? Will Smith?
      NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

      internet de la jerome

      because the internet | hazardous

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      • #18
        i hear the faint pitter patter
        the giggles as they scatter
        memories of a childhood long since past
        a time when innocence
        meant not having to make sense
        lullabies gently silencing cries
        laughter lasting forever after
        life was fun, not dysfunctional
        fear was a monster under the bed
        not murder, not war, not tolls of the dead
        i hear toys being tossed about
        the joy and the glee of a playful shout
        memories of a childhood long since past
        we've all grown up far too fast
        now innocence is a foreign planet
        and we haven't wished upon a star
        since we were kids
        jasonofabitch loves!!!!

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        • #19
          I remember G.I.JOE and Transformers, on tv and in action figure. Or when I got my first pair of rollerblades and I was one of the first kids on my block to have them. Or riding my bike through gage park.

          But now all I have is bills work a loving wife and crying baby.
          "Bilbo" SS is a sophisticated chat channel, nothing more.

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          • #20
            one person will get this reference

            Originally posted by Facetious
            edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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            • #21
              Originally posted by ZeUs!! View Post
              I remember our MSN convos and your Pete Doherty Sagas like it was yesterday.

              (if you meant me)
              NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

              internet de la jerome

              because the internet | hazardous

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              • #22
                df

                Watching Dock and Priitk attempt to play the zone they manage, and failing.
                :DoCk>:So what can your bird say
                (DoCk>)>nothing
                :DoCk>:...Wtf?
                :DoCk>:Mackie said you talk to your bird all the time
                (DoCk>)>i do but it doesn't talk back

                I do indeed miss dock and his bird conversations

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                • #23
                  GI Joe
                  the "Godzilla Resurgence" (Space Godzilla action figures, anyone?)
                  Transformers
                  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
                  Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
                  Nine Inch Nails
                  Pogs, most definitely
                  DELETED

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                  • #24
                    The days when Subspace was still fun, and lag/cheatfree :wub:
                    5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
                    5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
                    5: Da1andonly> =((
                    5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
                    5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
                    5: Epinephrine> oh shit

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Jerome Scuggs View Post
                      I remember our MSN convos and your Pete Doherty Sagas like it was yesterday.

                      (if you meant me)
                      Yeah I did
                      Originally posted by Facetious
                      edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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                      • #26
                        Absolutely nothing!

                        Its better today in Christ, then it ever was. God has supplied all my needs according to His riches in glory.
                        May my ambition be, more love of Christ to thee.

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                        • #27
                          Bet he hasn't bought you a fucking Ferrari
                          Originally posted by Facetious
                          edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by ZeUs!! View Post
                            Bet he hasn't bought you a fucking Ferrari
                            Do I need one? No.
                            Do I even want one? Only if I could exchange it for cash and get something else.

                            If I had to keep it and couldn't sell it, it would be more of a burden to me than a blessing, and honestly, if I wouldn't want one if I couldn't sell/trade/exchange it. Besides, insurance, gas, and maintence is too much, I'd rather have a new Toyota or new Scion or something instead
                            May my ambition be, more love of Christ to thee.

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                            • #29
                              Back when I was 6 and still in Stuttgart germany, I raced down this huge hill on my bike and wiped out while going like 40mph.

                              I remember crying like a little bitch and everyone was looking at me. Then after a couple minutes I picked myself up and biked back home.

                              Good times. I still have the scar on my knee.
                              TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
                              TelCat> hoes get paid :(
                              TelCat> i dont

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                              • #30
                                when every thread in tw wasnt hijacked by religious babble.

                                when the hardest thing about my day was getting through a piss easy day in school.
                                when homework took 10mins
                                when 3:30 came the rest of the day was yours.
                                when i diddnt have to dwell to much on my future.
                                when pogs were cool.

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