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I know Zeus probably doesn't have time to do it this year, so would anyone else like to pick up where he left off and hand out some awards?
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Originally posted by ToneOriginally posted by the_paulOriginally posted by Material Girl -
I'll do it and try not to give myself too many awardsMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth. -
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I was wondering the same thing a while ago.Originally posted by ToneComment
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Best poster: Squeezer
Most likely to give himself the best awards: Liquid Blue
Most likely to respond to everything: Pummel, duel-pasta
Funniest forum poster in terms of consistency: Jeenyus
Most likely to not know what consistency means: Jeenyus
Most likely to shove weed on me if cops show up: Face
Troll King of the next Generation: Kolar
Most likely to smoke said weed with me: Squeezer
Best thread starter: Jerome Scuggs
Most likely to talk about something she doesn't understand: Telcat
Most improved internet rebel: Pummel
Most tolerable Christian: Superted
Most likely to be banned asap: GHB again
Most likely to throw a hissy fit: Face
Most laid back: ConcreteSchlyrd
Most likely to be easy to hang out with: DTF
Internet drama of the year: Rudy
Most likely to use capital letters: Vykromond
Person who's matured the most in the last 12 months: Galleleo
edited: I'm not trying to pick on you and only change your posts/threads, but it's a little silly complain about people being racist and then joke about Gran bombing you. I know all us e-buddies jokingly pick on each other, but it's obviously not clear to other people that you're joking. - Face
Most likely to bring up forum awards in order to win something not related to food stamps : PHLast edited by Facetious; 01-13-2007, 04:21 PM.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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I gotta work on good posts. Everytime a thread that requires more than a sentence - even if it's something I'd love to write an essay about - I zone out.
But hey, I might not be going to college this semester. I'll have time.Comment
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Saw my name mentioned twice and reached for the celebratory Jack Daniels.Comment
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and victory cigars?Originally posted by Pummel View Postsigpic
All good things must come to an end.Comment
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Edit: Racism. Happy now?Originally posted by Perry View PostLast edited by DangerGirl; 01-13-2007, 05:35 AM.Originally posted by ToneOriginally posted by the_paulOriginally posted by Material GirlComment
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being a jewish black artist is thoughOriginally posted by PH View Post
Edit: this is so not family-friendlysigpic
All good things must come to an end.Comment
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I was going for the PH-esque trend, a homage of sorts to your racial slur spam every time I log onthat is only slowed down by your greasy, fat hamburger fingers slipping on your crust-covered, derelict compaq keyboard.Originally posted by PH View PostMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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I don't know what you're talking about, my chat is 100% family-friendly and safe for people of all races.Originally posted by ToneOriginally posted by the_paulOriginally posted by Material GirlComment
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you said races, so that is ex-nay on jews-ok.Originally posted by PH View Postsigpic
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your chat is the depth of hellOriginally posted by PH View Post
i am the paladin to save you all from itMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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